How can I get through the locked door?
Use the old paper-under-the-door trick.
You'll need a magazine and a potato(!)
What should I do with the CD?
Brighten someone's day.
Give it to the servant in the laundry.
How can I pass the Policemen?
You can't - but you can get them to arrest you.
Wear the crown.
How can I get out of the Padded Cell?
Make yourself ill so they have to take you out.
Eat the crayon.
Can I do anything in the hospital?
The Police thought you were mad, & there are mad people here...
Give the crown to a patient.
What does the Warden want?
Perhaps it's too quiet for him.
Give him the walkman.
How can I survive in the Sewer?
Protect yourself.
Wear the binbag.
Should I do anything in the shower?
Well, you HAVE just come out of a sewer...
Get the soap and take a shower.
What do the TV people want?
A new act for a show?
Perform for them.