What should I do with the llama?
Distract it with some food.
Put treats in the mailbox then reach in to get the mail.
What should I do in the bookstore.
Do a swap.
Show adventure cartridge to the man, get recipe cartridge.
What does the man in the flat want?
He's got a hobby.
Show him the stamp.
How can I get the portrait?
Distract the old woman.
Ring the front door bell, then dash round the back.
What can I do about the macaw?
It has strong political views.
Show it the portrait of Reagan.
I can't get into the fortified house!
It's a case of exchanging cryptic messages....
....involving the intercom and the llama farm.
I still can't get into the fortified house. More details please!
Listen to the intercom, go to the llama farm and meet the weirdo.
Give him the message, then give his reply to the intercom.
I can't answer the questions inside the house!
Check the game packaging.
The answers are in the copy of Popular Paranoia.
How do I escape from gaol?
Cut bars with hacksaw, examine knife, plug saw into generator.
Get on generator, give saw to weirdo, wait until he goes up.
The bank won't give me any money.
Give withdrawal slip for $75 & cheque to deposit window teller.
Then withdraw $75 from withdrawal window.
How can I find the Air Zalagasa desk?
It's very well hidden.
Go to the north exit where it ISN'T mentioned.
The plane won't wait for me!
Go up the pillar, through grate, deny permission to controllers.
Back on pillar, examine speaker, attach black wire to red wire.
The food on this plane is killing me!
When you board the plane, move to 3C. Wait til the food arrives.
When the seat controls are operational, press light button at 8D.
How can I avoid being killed in the plane crash?
Read the card by your seat, then answer the phonecall.
Just before the crash, say stinglai ka'abi to stewardess.
How can I land safely?
Attract the stewardess's attention when you see her at the window.
Knock on window.
How can I get out of the natives' pot?
Improve their eating habits.
Give them the recipe cartridge.
How can I open the locker?
Get all the handles pointing down.
Turn left and middle, left and right, left and middle handles.
How can I get through the switchgear rooms?
Use unlabelled cartridge and the order you found the stickers in.
For more detail, see the next file.
How can I log onto the computer?
Plug plug into computer and enter ID and password.
The ID and password are on the first page of the address book.
What should I do once I've logged on?
Run PLANE.EXE. Then stop the hacker's tricks.
When he runs a file, copy DVH2.HAK into it.