Leisure Suit Larry II - Sierra On-Line (Part 1)
 
             Sent in by John R Barnsley

AROUND LOS ANGELES.
 
Watch the opening sequence from beginning to end. It will bring 
you up-to-date on what's happening in Larry's life and give you 
your first look at the adventure to come.
 
"LOOK AROUND THE SCENE". Walk into the Garage. "LOOK AT THE 
GARAGE". Walk to the far upper right inside the garage until you 
are hidden. "LOOK AT THE GARAGE". "LOOK IN EVE'S PANTS" - Chance 
would be a fine thing!! "GET THE DOLLAR BILL FROM EVE'S PANTS". 
Walk out of the garage. "READ THE STREET SIGN". "SING TO THE 
BALCONY". Walk to the window. "OPEN EVE'S BEDROOM WINDOW".
 
(Note: If you leave the program alone, when the first screen is 
presented to you, then you get a little demonstration!! This can 
be halted at any time by pressing RETURN).
 
(It goes without saying that you should SAVE GAME on a regular 
basis!!)

Follow the path up Ball Road towards the upper right hand corner 
of the screen. "LOOK AT THE SCENE". "LOOK AT THE BUSHES". Follow 
the path up the street towards the upper right hand corner again. 
"LOOK AT THE AREA". "LOOK AT THE STREET LIGHT". Continue moving 
up the street. Cross the intersection and walk to the left glass 
door of the Music Shoppe. "LOOK AT THE DOOR OF THE MUSIC STORE". 
It will be open later.
 
Move up the street towards the upper right hand corner of the 
screen. "LOOK AT THE TELEVISION STUDIO". "READ THE SIGN". Follow 
the path to the right. "LOOK OVER THE WALL AT THE HOLLYWOOD 
SIGN". "LOOK AT THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS". "LOOK AT THE FREEWAY". 
Follow the path to the right. "LOOK AT THE LIQUOR STORE". Move to 
the garbage bin. "SEARCH THROUGH THE STORE'S GARBAGE BIN".
Move to the fence. "LOOK THROUGH THE KNOTHOLE IN THE FENCE". 
(Sometimes you will see an eyeball!!). "TALK TO THE PEOPLE 
THROUGH THE KNOTHOLE". Exit the screen to the right. "LOOK AT THE 
QUIKIE MART". "LOOK IN THE QUIKIE MART WINDOW".
 
Enter the store. Walk to the counter. "LOOK AT THE CLERK". "TALK 
TO THE SOUTHERN WOMAN". "TALK TO HER". "LOOK AROUND THE QUIKIE 
MART". "BUY A LOTTERY TICKET". (Be sure to pick six lucky 
numbers). Now that you have your potentially valuable lottery 
ticket - SAVE GAME!!
 
Leave the Quikie Mart and walk WEST until you reach the KROD TV 
Studios. Go up the steps and through the glass doors. Walk to the 
Receptionist's desk. "SHOW THE LOTTERY TICKET TO THE 
RECEPTIONIST". Write down the six numbers that she gives you, 
then enter THOSE six numbers when she asks for YOUR six numbers. 
(DO NOT enter the numbers that you gave the lottery machine in 
the Quikie Mart........you want to WIN the lottery, remember!!!).
 
Enter the Green Room. Walk to the North wall. "SIT DOWN ON THE 
GREEN ROOM'S BENCH". Wait for 30 seconds and the Dating 

Connection's Assistant Producer will enter. "STAND UP". Follow 
him into the Studio. Watch the show.
 
(Note: The 'audience' in this scene actually represent the 
playtesters who helped the game's author during the game!! They 
are Barbara Baser, David Blair, Guruka Singh Khalsa and Neil 
Rubenking).
 
Enter your two best lines when asked. (Don't take it personally, 
Barbara hates whatever you type!!).
 
Take the cruise ship ticket following the show. "SIT DOWN" on the 
bench again. Wait for the Lucky Life Lottery's Assistant Producer 
to enter. "STAND". Follow her into the Studio. You win again!!
 
Leave the Studio. Leave the lobby. Walk down the steps. Go EAST 
until you see the Hollywood Hills. Walk SOUTH to Molta Lira's. 
"LOOK AT THE SIDEWALK" here! Enter Molta Lira's and walk around 
the counter to the North wall. "TAKE THE BLUE BIKINI JOB FROM THE 

RACK". Walk to the South side of the counter. "PAY THE ITALIAN 
WOMAN FOR THE SWIMSUIT". Leave.
 
Head EAST to Swab's Drugstore. (If you watch the Clerk in here, 
you might catch him picking his nose!!). Walk to the EAST side of 
the WEST aisle. "LOOK AT THE SHELVES" until you see the 
sunscreen. "TAKE THE SUNSCREEN FROM THE SHELF". Walk to the 
counter. "PAY THE CLERK FOR THE SUNSCREEN". Leave.
 
Walk NORTH to the Quikie Mart. Enter. Stand in front of the soda 
machine and "GET A GROTESQUE GULP FROM THE MACHINE". Walk to the 
counter and "PAY THE CUTE, BLONDE CLERK FOR THE SODA". Leave. Go 
WEST to the Alley, then SOUTH past the Brown Derby to downtown. 
Walk WEST to the Hotel. Wait until the aeroplane has flown past. 
A jogger will appear in the park. "LOOK AT THE JOGGER IN THE 
PARK".
 
Walk EAST to Downtown, then SOUTH to Hairy Ream's Barbershop. 
(There are a FEW Barbershops in this game!!). Walk near to the 

barber's chair and "SIT DOWN IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR". Get your 
macrobiotic hair styling. Leave.
 
Walk WEST past Unreversal Studios to Eve's house. Stand near the 
trash cans and "SEARCH THROUGH EVE'S TRASH CAN". (It takes two 
tries!). "TAKE MY PASSPORT FROM THE GARBAGE". Walk NORTH past 
Disneyland to the Ethno-Musicology Shoppe. It will now be open. 
Enter through the West door. "TALK TO THE MUSIC STORE CLERK". 
(During this auto-sequence you will be mistaken for a KGB agent 
and given a secret microfiche hidden inside an Onklunk!). 
Eventually, you will wind up downtown again. Walk SOUTH to Hairy 
Ream's then EAST to the cruise ship dock. A ship has now docked. 
Walk near the man and "SHOW THE CRUISE SHIP TICKET TO THE MAN".
 
(Note: You MAY have to show him your Passport too, although this 
is usually done automatically)

(Note: When approached by the drunk in the town, either ignore 
him or "SAY NO"......you will die if you accept his offer as he 
is a KGB agent offering poisoned liquor!!)  (Note: The 'Skurvey 
Dog' is named after Sierra's head graphics artist, Bill 
Skirvin!!).
 
ON THE 'LOVE TUB'.
 
When you arrive on the ship, you are the tiny shape in the lower 
right corner of the ship's cutaway map. Walk EAST to enter your 
cabin. Walk forward to the porthole. "TAKE THE BASKET OF FRUIT". 
Walk to the door on the East wall. "OPEN THE DOOR".
 
Enter Momma's cabin. When she finishes speaking to you, DO NOT 
approach her! Instead, return to your own cabin. "CHANGE OUT OF 
MY LEISURE SUIT". Return to Momma's cabin. She will be away this 
time. Walk to the nightstand beside Momma's bed. "OPEN THE 
NIGHTSTAND DRAWER". "TAKE THE SEWING KIT FROM THE NIGHTSTAND". 
Ignore the wardrobe as, even though it can be opened, it only 
contains the full range of Momma's 'aids' and she will more than 
likely give you a demonstration if you spend too much time here, 
or dare to return to her cabin!! Return to YOUR cabin instead!
 
Now you are in your own cabin and wearing your swimming costume, 
"APPLY THE SUNSCREEN TO MY BODY". Walk out the SOUTH door to the 
ship's hallway. Walk WEST, climb the stairs, walk WEST, climb the 
stairs again, walk EAST to the Swimming Pool. Walk to the empty 
chaise lounge. "LIE DOWN ON THE CHAISE LOUNGE". Ignore the 
lustful woman that approaches you.(Oh, go on then!! SAVE YOUR 
GAME then follow her!!!........that'll teach you, Larry!! ... now 
RESTORE SAVED GAME and continue).
 
When the woman who approached you has left the scene, "STAND UP". 
Walk into the pool. After you begin to thrash about and give a 
brilliant impression of a drowning man, "SWIM". Move to the 
centre of the pool - and slightly to the left - then "DIVE". 
Using the arrows on your keyboard, swim to the bottom of the pool 
and "GET THE BIKINI TOP". Although you can do what every naughty 
boy - or girl - does in a swimming pool, you really must swim 
quickly back to the surface! Swim to the side and "CLIMB OUT OF 
THE SWIMMING POOL".

 
"RUB THE SUNSCREEN ON MY BODY" again after swimming. Return to 
your cabin below decks. "CHANGE INTO MY LEISURE SUIT". Leave your 
cabin. Walk WEST, climb the stairs, walk WEST, climb the stairs 
again, walk WEST as far as possible this time and enter the 
ship's Barbershop. "SIT DOWN IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR". Buy the 
televangelist's wig from the Barber, and leave.
 
Walk EAST, climb the stairs all the way up to the revolving bar. 
Now, DO NOT order a drink as the Barman is yet another KGB 
poisoner!! You can watch one of the couples in the bar get up to 
no good, but you'll have to find which two they are! Walk to the 
west end of the bar and "TAKE THE SPINACH DIP FROM THE BAR".
 
(Note: Spinach dip, of all things, is here because of a little 
mishap at Sierra's headquarters! While the author - Al Lowe - was 
designing this game, the team hosted a party. Someone brought 
spinach dip. As it sat out all evening it spoiled. For the 
following week, everyone who ate it was sick. So, you have to 
figure out that silly puzzle just because Al Lowe made all his 
friends at Sierra sick!!).
Leave the bar, walk down the stairs, go WEST, and climb the 
stairs to the Bridge. Enter the Bridge. Now be VERY CAREFUL here! 
You are not supposed to be here, so keep as far away from the 
Captain - and out of his line of sight - as possible. Also, there 
is no access through the Bridge area as another KGB agent will 
blow a poisoned dart at you! Walk NORTH - and as near to the 
RIGHT wall as you can - until you are standing near the large 
switch behind the Captain. "THROW THE LIFEBOAT SWITCH". Leave the 
Bridge. Don't waste any time now and quickly climb down the 
stairs, go EAST, climb the stairs to the Lifeboat Deck. Walk near 
the chained opening in the railing and "JUMP INTO THE LIFEBOAT".
 
After the lifeboats are lowered into the ocean, yours will drift 
away from the 'Love Tub'. Before you leave this auto-sequence 
scene, "WEAR THE WIG" - "THROW THE SPINACH DIP OVERBOARD" - 
"APPLY THE SUNSCREEN TO MY BODY"........you will now drift at sea 
for 10 days, automatically using the sewing kit to catch fish and 
sustaining yourself with the fruit.....
 
@~To be concluded in the next issue of SynTax.