Leisure Suit Larry II - Sierra On-Line (Part 2)
 
             Sent in by John R Barnsley

@~Continued from the last issue of SynTax where Larry had drifted
@~at sea for 10 days in his lifeboat....

AT THE TROPICAL RESORT.
 
Arrive at the tropical resort. Head SOUTH. This 'landscape' maze 
is an automatic sequence, which is fine - even funny - the first 
time, but after that it gets a bit monotonous! It does speed up 
slightly the next time you go through it, however. The order of 
locations that you will eventually land in fall in a strict 
sequence of (1) Restaurant (2) A Guest Room in a Hotel (3) Yet 
another Barbershop! and (4) The Beach.
 
Right, when you are happily watching Larry's antics in this 
sequence, notice when he is near the LARGE FLOWER in the centre 


of the screen - this will be directly beneath the parrot in the 
palm tree. "PICK THE FLOWER UNDER THE PARROT".
 
You will soon arrive at a Restaurant. "TALK TO THE MAITRE'D". 
"SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR". Wait while everyone with more status 
than you is seated. After you are shown to your seat, don't 
bother to sit down. Walk to the hors d'ouevres table in the 
Southwest corner of the room and "PICK UP THE CHEESE KNIFE FROM 
THE TABLE". Leave.
 
After wandering through the landscape maze again, you will arrive 
at an empty guest room. Walk to the South nightstand. "TAKE THE 
MATCHES FROM THE NIGHTSTAND". Walk to the Bathroom sink. "TAKE 
THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM SINK". Ignore the Maid and leave.
 
Wander through the landscape maze again. You will arrive at a 
Barbershop. "SIT DOWN IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR". Become a blonde and 
then leave.
 
Now the landscape maze becomes much shorter. When you arrive at 
the Beach, walk West to the Nude Beach. "TAKE THE BIKINI BOTTOM 
FROM THE ROCK". Return to the landscape maze. You will soon 
appear at the Restaurant again. Ignore it and leave.
 
Go through the landscape maze again and you will arrive at the 
Guest Room. Walk NORTH to the window. Walk EAST until you are 
completely hidden behind the bathroom wall. "WEAR THE BIKINI TOP 
AND BIKINI BOTTOM". "PUT THE SOAP IN THE BIKINI TOP". Leave.
 
Through the landscape maze yet again, until you arrive at the 
Barbershop. "SIT". Leave after your body waxing. (Takes all those 
'manly' hairs away!!). Return to the Beach. Walk East. Calmly 
pass the KGB agents. Using the mouse, negotiate the sheer cliff 
path...........now, I don't think you will REALLY fall but you 
never know!! Points go up and down here also! Immediately you 
turn the last visible corner on the screen - you will stop to 
rest - hit a key quickly to throw up the 'text-input' panel and 
type "CHANGE INTO MY LEISURE SUIT". Otherwise you will be 
improperly dressed for the Airport!
 
AT THE AIRPORT.
 
Outside the Airport, walk near the KGBishna's and "HAND THE 
FLOWER TO THE MAN". Enter the Airport, walk West to the 
Barbershop. "LOOK AT THE WOMAN BARBER". "SIT IN THE BARBER'S 
CHAIR". (After all, your passport photo doesn't show a 
long-haired blonde Larry, now does it?!).
 
Walk East past the Ticket Counter - don't try and figure out the 
best queue to join as you'll ALWAYS be in the wrong one!! 
Continue East to the Custom Inspection Station. Walk to the man 
at the counter and "GIVE MY PASSPORT TO THE CUSTOMS AGENT". Walk 
to the low wall on the right. A gate will open. Walk past the 
baggage conveyors to the Snack Bar.
 
"ORDER THE BLUE PLATE SPECIAL". If you eat it you will choke to 
death on a bobby pin that was hidden in the gravy by the KGB, so 
DON'T!! Just "TAKE THE BOBBY PIN FROM THE GRAVY". (Incidentally, 

if you look at the waitress here, you just MIGHT see her adjust 
her underwear!!).
 
Walk to the vending machines on the East wall. Stand near the 
Northern machine. "BUY FLIGHT INSURANCE FROM THE MACHINE" (a 
parachute!). Return to the baggage handling area. Walk near the 
conveyor belt. Watch the X-Ray screen until the suitcase 
containing the bomb goes past (it's bag number TEN!). As soon as 
it is directly in front of you "TAKE THE SUITCASE FROM THE 
CONVEYOR BELT". Don't worry if you miss it - it cycles through 
every TEN cases! As you walk back to the Ticket Counter it will 
clear all those nerds blocking up the queues!!
 
Walk up to the sole remaining agent at the counter. "PURCHASE AN 
AIRLINE TICKET FROM THE CLERK". Go East to the Customs Agent and 
"SHOW MY PASSPORT TO THE CUSTOMS AGENT". Return to the snack bar 
and take the sidewalk on the RIGHT. Walk straight forward to the 
left end of the counter. "TAKE THE RELIGIOUS PAMPHLET FROM THE 
DESK". "SHOW THE AIRLINE TICKET TO THE TICKET AGENT". Board the 
aeroplane.
 
ON THE AEROPLANE.
 
Once you are airborne and IMMEDIATELY the bore beside you has 
finished his FIRST speech, quickly "GIVE THE RELIGIOUS PAMPHLET 
TO THE BORE" to shut him up! (You could also give him the sick 
bag but you're gonna need that so you'll lose points!). "TAKE THE 
AIRSICK BAG FROM THE SEATBACK". "STAND UP". Walk East to the rear 
compartment. "WEAR THE PARACHUTE". Walk South until you are 
nearly hidden. "USE THE BOBBY PIN TO PICK THE PADLOCK". "MOVE THE 
LARGE RED HANDLE". "OPEN THE EMERGENCY EXIT DOOR". While the 
small aeroplane is at the TOP of the picture, "PULL THE RIPCORD". 
Drift down to the Nontoonyt Island. Land in a tree.
 
ON NONTOONYT ISLAND.
 
While hanging from the parachute, "CUT THE PARACHUTE HARNESS WITH 
THE KNIFE". Fall. Walk Northeast. "PICK UP THE STOUT STICK FROM 
THE GROUND". Walk South as far as possible, then West as far as 
possible. "CRAWL UNDER THE KILLER BEE BUSH". Walk South.
 
Walk Southeast until you pass between the large rocks in the 
centre of the picture. As the snake notices you, "INSERT THE 
STICK INTO THE SNAKE'S MOUTH". After the snake crawls away, walk 
East.
 
Look carefully at this scene. There is a faint pattern in the 
soil that shows you the areas upon which to walk. It goes from 
where you stand, to a large rock, south slightly, east to the 
monkey's starting rock, then east to the edge of the scene. Walk 
across the swamp, SAVING YOUR GAME repeatedly in case you get it 
wrong!
 
Walk near the river, stopping beside the large GREY rock on the 
Northwest shore. "SWING ON THE VINE". As soon as you see Larry on 
the 1st vine, "SWING ON THE NEXT VINE". As soon as he is on the 
2nd vine, "SWING ON THE NEXT VINE". As soon as he is on the 3rd 
vine, "RELEASE THE VINE" and drop to safety. "PULL THE VINE FROM 
THE TREE BRANCH". Walk Northeast to the Beach.
 

Meet the girl of your dreams. Fall in love. Propose marriage. 
Talk with her Father. Prove you're a man. (Learn she's a 
virgin!). When Chief Keneewauwau leaves, return to the Village 
and "TAKE THE ASHES FROM THE CAMPFIRE". Walk back to the Beach 
and "TAKE SOME SAND FROM THE BEACH". Return to the chasm. Be 
extremely careful here and move as close as you safely can to the 
edge of the chasm towards that tree. "THROW THE VINE ACROSS THE 
LIMB", and you'll swing across. Walk North to the Glacier.
 
Stand near the centre of the base of the glacier. Either "SPREAD 
THE ASHES ON THE GLACIER" or "SPREAD THE SAND ON THE GLACIER". 
Walk North to the top of the Volcano.
 
(Note: You can write your name in the glacier! Enter the opening 
at the lower left corner of the screen until you are completely 
hidden. Walk North as far as possible, then head East. As you 
walk out you will automatically stop and do your duty!! Too bad 
Larry only has enough ammo for the first three letters!)

Walk straight North past the elevator door, stopping VERY NEAR to 
the crevice (East of the plume of smoke).
 
"PUT THE AIRSICK BAG IN THE REJUVENATOR". (Acts as a fuse!). 
"LIGHT THE AIRSICK BAG WITH THE MATCHES". "THROW THE REJUVENATOR 
INTO THE CREVICE". The elevator will be forced open.
 
Enter the elevator. Finish off the evil Dr. Nonookee through your 
ineptitude!

Marry the girl of your dreams. Live happily ever after ..... well 
at least until Leisure Suit Larry III?!!!