To deal with the moose:
Think of food.
It's a mousse.
What do the contents of the freezer mean?
22/7 has something to do with maths.
22/7 is Pi so "get pie".
How can I deal with the awful child in the Meets Aisle?
Read her ribbon.
She's a worst brat so type "bratwurst".
What does the vampire want?
He has bad breath as well as bad habits.
Give him the mints/mince and "kill vampire with stake/steak".
In British Aisle, what is the lad doing?
The shelf has a sign saying Putting Aisle...
...Change it to "pudding".
What do the ants want?
Change them into human form and you'll find out.
Change them to "aunts" and "give worst brat to aunts".
What is the stationary block doing?
Not a lot....
Change it to "stationery".
What about the Bear Clause?
Twist the words a bit.
Change it to "bear claws".
Hmm, there's a wall of quartz here...
Change it to "quarts" and "move" it. "Get lox" from locked door.
"Get flower" (flour), smell it.
What should I do next at the door?
When the penny drops "get cent".
Examine door to find the jam(b) and open door to find the cellar.
What should I do at the Misc Aisle?
You see tacks/tax, a sail/sale and mussels/muscles.
Get all and go to the cellar/seller.
What about in the Cellar?
First change it to seller.
"Put pie on sale" then "buy pie".