What should I do when the table appears to move?
Turn the tables on the waitress.
Then look at the shadows under the balcony.
What else should I do with the waitress?
Take umbrage with the waitress, look at waitress with evil eye.
Then look at waitress with jaundiced eye.
I've been served with food - now what?
Your meal is 'collective of lions' so swallow your pride.
Now eat humble pie.
There's something odd about this tablecloth...
It appears to be a short shrift so ...
... Give waitress short shrift.
Now I'm angry!
Vent your spleen on the waitress.
Then examine her.
What next with the waitress?
Examine her and notice her shoulder.
Knock chip off waitress's shoulder.
I've got another meal!
It's crow so eat crow.
Now get down to the nitty gritty.
I've got a fortune cookie and a salt shaker - now what?
Break cookie and shake salt shaker.
Now take advice with a grain of salt.
What else should I do with the waitress?
Remember her headband?  Pull wool over her eyes.
Now get her dander up.
I've got yet another meal!
The roast is charred on one side so turn the other cheek.
Get the hatchet and get up.
Now what?
Hit the ceiling, get the sign.
Give the waitress her comeuppance.
What can I do upstairs?
Get the rake and rake the waitress over the coals.
Now get the branch and offer olive branch to waitress.
What else should I do up here?
Give the waitress her just desserts.
Then read the waitress the riot act.
Can I do anything else downstairs?
Yes, go down and call the waitress onto the carpet.
Then get the napkin and wave the white flag.
What can I do in the kitchen?
Sharpen the axe ...
... And wipe up the blood with the cape.
The cook's pets have appeared!
Get the cook's goat and cook his goose.
Now make a laughing stock out of the cook.
How can I REALLY annoy the cook?
Wave the red rag...
... Then jump out of the frying pan into the fire.
How do I finish?
Leave the cook to his own devices.
Then get the hatchet and, when the ox appears, gore the ox.