Pork 2 - Bill Larkins/AGT

In this spoof of Zork 2, your aim is to rid the neighbourhood of
the dreaded tap-dancing Chicken Gizzard which has escaped from the
Cajuin Fried Chicken House. Like the Wizard in Zork 2, the Gizzard
will cast spells on you at various stages in the game. These are
random and unavoidable and for this reason have been ignored in
this solution - just WAIT until the spell wears off, then continue
to follow the solution.  There is also a Smoke-filled Room which
corresponds to the Carousel Room in Zork 2. Avoid this as long as
possible as you will exit randomly. Mapping will show that, as in
Zork 2, there is one room you can't enter which is, as before, to
the west. You won't be able to go this way til the smoke is
removed.

START: At Bottom of Crevice
Read plaque (credits), get lamp, light it. S, S, S, SW, SE, ENTER
(a Picnic Area, you see a motorcycle, gasoline can and a match).
Ignore them all for the moment and EXIT, S (oops, a Parking Lot
with a crowd of mean-looking bikers....get out quick!). N, N, SW,
W, N, N, W, N, N (the Bikers' Club House, an angry biker starts
to chase you...), S, S, W (the Shower Room), wait (the biker
attacks the pipes in anger, gets knocked out by falling pipes and
the steam clears so you can see another exit west +10). W (Base of
Dam which has a hole and is gushing water so you can't get past).

E, E, N, N, E (the Bikers' Back Room - you see his girlfriend),
examine girl (she thanks you for saving her from the biker. You
take her back to her motorcycle at the Picnic Area and before she
leaves, she gives you some motorcycle boots +5). Get can, EXIT, N,
SW, W, N (A Junkyard with an old Ford leaking gasoline), put
gasoline in can. N, W, N, N, W (A Bank), get jar, examine it
(metal polish), E, S, S, E, S, S, SE (The Smoke-filled Room. Keep
taking exits til you get to The Riddle Room where you must answer
the riddle "What is hotter than dynamite?" to open the east door.
Remember the theme of this game and you'll know the answer is...)
cajuin chicken (the door opens +5).

E (The Bottom of an Escalator), examine escalator (it has
stopped because its engine is out of fuel), put gasoline in engine
(it starts +10), U, N (A Robot Room with an angry robot!), examine
robot (very rusty and very angry), polish robot (you polish him so
much he disappears +10), examine switch, read it ("Flip switch to
turn on ventilation system"), flip switch, S, D, W, NW (The smoke
has gone), W (AT Room +5), get program, examine it (removes bugs
from a program).

E, SW (Outside Theater - don't enter it or the Gizzard will get
ya!), get dynamite. NE, NW, N, N, W, W, W (Base of Dam), put
dynamite in hole (you plug the hole), W (West of Dam, the pool of
water left is too deep to cross in ordinary shoes), wear boots, W
(Giant Kitchen +5), get skillet, E, E, E, E, E, S, S, SE, S (The
Cajuin Chicken House where you see a tearful cook), give skillet
to cook (she rounds up the Gizzard and fries it! +15), N, SW, S, S
(The Programmer's Den where the programmer is tearing his hair out
because the south exit is blocked by a crashed computer program,
stopping you continuing the game), give disk to programmer (+15),
Look (the south door is open), S - you have completed Pork 2 and
must now wait til someone gets round to writing Pork 3!
Score 100/100