Eric the Unready - Early Moves Sent in by The Grue! Go into the barn and open the medicine chest and get all. Now go to the privy and tie rope to the hook, climb down the rope and give the hog-wild to the pig. The pig will wrap itself around your legs. Climb back up and return to the farmyard and kiss pig, the farmer will tell you to go into the barn and clean up while he fills out your workslip. When you enter the barn the cows will stampede and the barn will collapse. Score 41pts After getting a ride back to the village with Princess Lorealle you find yourself back in the barracks. Wait until your squire runs in and tells you that Lorealle has been kidnapped, wait again until he returns and helps to remove your rusty armour. Take the card from your bed and go to the union hall. Inside the union hall wait until the shop steward arrives and gives YOU the task of rescuing Lorealle. Now go to the armoury and give the card to Giovanni, answer his questions and he will give you a cloak to wear until your new armour is ready. Now go to the feasting hall and take the kindling wood then go to Ulric's and he will give you a torch. Go into the ice-cream shop and put the kindling in the fireplace and light it with the torch, Bobbin will give you his earmuffs. Now fill your helmet with water from the pond and go to the courtyard and plant the bean that you found inside the cloak. Water the bean and climb up the beanstalk that grows up the side of the tower. Inside the tower you meet Bud the wizard who gives you a gold coin to buy a root beer float. Score 86pts Go to village square and wear the earmuffs then give gold coin to ponce. The ponce will then recite the Epic and everyone but you will fall asleep. The ponce explains that he has dreamt of performing for the knights of the Rhomboid table. Go to feasting hall with the ponce, he will recite the Epic and while everyone sleeps you can go upstairs. Once upstairs you overhear a plot to stop you reaching Lorealle and quickly return to the feasting hall. The knights begin to fight and stop you leaving the feasting hall, the ponce gives you a book and makes a quick exit. Wait until Bud appears and transports everyone to the village green to see just who is suitable for the quest of rescuing Lorealle. At the village green you see a banana in a stone, pull the banana from the stone, Bud appears again. He explains about the objects you will need for your quest and where to find them. Without these items you will not be able to open the Black Gate that guards the witch's castle. Now throw the magic banana into the pond and you will be sent on your way. @~The full solution will be in the next issue of SynTax.