Eric the Unready - Legend Sent in by The Grue! @~If you just want some hints, there is a list of objects, their @~uses and where they are found in the Hints Section. Go into the barn and open the medicine chest and get all. Now go to the privy and tie rope to the hook, climb down the rope and give the hog-wild to the pig. The pig will wrap itself around your legs. Climb back up and return to the farmyard and kiss pig, the farmer will tell you to go into the barn and clean up while he fills out your workslip. When you enter the barn the cows will stampede and the barn will collapse. Score 41pts After getting a ride back to the village with Princess Lorealle you find yourself back in the barracks. Wait until your squire runs in and tells you that Lorealle has been kidnapped, wait again until he returns and helps to remove your rusty armour. Take the card from your bed and go to the union hall. Inside the union hall wait until the shop steward arrives and gives YOU the task of rescuing Lorealle. Now go to the armoury and give the card to Giovanni, answer his questions and he will give you a cloak to wear until your new armour is ready. Now go to the feasting hall and take the kindling wood then go to Ulric's and he will give you a torch. Go into the ice-cream shop and put the kindling in the fireplace and light it with the torch, Bobbin will give you his earmuffs. Now fill your helmet with water from the pond and go to the courtyard and plant the bean that you found inside the cloak. Water the bean and climb up the beanstalk that grows up the side of the tower. Inside the tower you meet Bud the wizard who gives you a gold coin to buy a root beer float. Score 86pts Go to village square and wear the earmuffs then give gold coin to the ponce. He will then recite the Epic and everyone but you will fall asleep. The ponce explains that he has dreamt of performing for the knights of the Rhomboid Table. Go to feasting hall with him, he will recite the Epic and while everyone sleeps you can go upstairs. Once upstairs you overhear a plot to stop you reaching Lorealle and quickly return to the feasting hall. The knights begin to fight and stop you leaving the feasting hall, the ponce gives you a book and makes a quick exit. Wait until Bud appears and transports everyone to the village green to see just who is suitable for the quest of rescuing Lorealle. At the village green you see a banana in a stone, pull the banana from the stone, Bud appears again. He explains about the objects you will need for your quest and where to find them. Without these items you will not be able to open the Black Gate that guards the witch's castle. Now throw the magic banana into the pond and you will be sent on your way. NOTE: Whenever you are near water, you can recall the magic banana by saying YOOHOO. The Pitchfork of Damocles Give the root beer float to the tree, its roots will curl up allowing you to pass. Travel west to a clearing and search the branches to reveal a trap door, open the trap door and go down. You will find yourself west of a white house (Zork I), open the mailbox and take the mail. Go to Fran's and then leave, as you leave he gives you a pickaxe. Now go back to the house and remove the boards with the pickaxe, go inside to the living room and look under the carpet. You will find another trap door, open it and someone will hand you a key. Unlock the trophy cabinet with the key and take the beard, then go upstairs to the bedroom and search the pile of bones to find a driver's license. Now go back to the cavern and wear the beard then kneel and go to Publishers House. Give the mail to the dwarf and then show the license to him, you win a day out at the dwarves' magical theme park (You find it when you leave). Go into the gaming room and play the card game, once you have won you will be given a magical slingshot and a prize. Wait by the ferris wheel until a dwarf gives you a coin then go back into Fran's and buy the starter rock (you also get a free bungee cord). Now go to the ferris wheel and pull the lever to stop it. Get in the ferris wheel and press the green button, then put the starter rock in the slingshot. Wait until you are at the top of the ferris wheel then shoot rock at lever to stop the ferris wheel. Stand up and take the pitchfork. Now to get back down tie the bungee cord to yourself and JUMP. Once back down Fran gives you the headrest special for removing the pitchfork. Go back into the white house and go up into the bedroom, put the headrest special under the hole and use it to climb up into the attic. Once in the attic go up once more to emerge on the other side of the Enchanted Forest. Score 195pts The Crescent Wrench of Armageddon Go into the tavern and ask Howard about Bruce the waiter then give Bruce the coupon, he will then give you a menu. Read the menu and select Mead Lite. Now go to the castle and try and go north, another exit will appear to the northwest. Pick up the berries and go northwest. You find yourself by the keep and some killer turtles are after you. Pour the tort-ease on the turtles, they will fall asleep. Now go into the stables and give the Mead Lite to Jake or Elrod, while they argue over the mead take the branch from the cart. Go to the parapet and light the branch in the boiling pitch, then go back down to the keep and melt the wax. Pick up the wax and put it on the rusty key, then take the wax impression to Howard and he will cut you a new shiny key. Return to the keep and unlock the door with the shiny key, once inside you will play a game (Wheel of Torture). Win the game and you will be given the Crescent Wrench. Score 290pts Raw Steak of Eternity Read the scroll and go north into the fairground then spit, you will be put in the stocks. Wait until a boy with an apple comes up, then spit at boy. He will throw the apple at you, wait until you are released and get apple. Now go to the shooting gallery and shoot target until you win a whoopee cushion, then go to the Fools' Pavilion and sit on cushion, you get your fool's cap. Go to the cook and give the apple to him, he will give you his apron. Go to the amphitheatre and wait for the storyteller (ll.OOam), wait again until Lily arrives to sing her song about the boa on the maypole (12.00), when she leaves an usher hands you a note asking you to meet Lily in her dressing room. Go to Lily's dressing room and try to get the weed, Lily tells you that unless you get her boa, you can't have anything. Go to the Pavilion of Tomorrow and take the leech then go back into the amphitheatre and wait for jugglers to appear on stage. They ask someone in the audience to throw them something they can't juggle, throw the leach to them. As they leave one of them drops a pair of gloves, examine them and you will see they are covered in tiny little suckers. Now put on the gloves and climb the maypole to retrieve the boa, return to Lily's dressing room and give the boa to her. She will give you the weed (it's really a reed but Lily can't pronounce her rs), she also asks you to bring her the head of the Raven of Rangoon but this is a red herring. Go to shady area and play game (you lose), a musician arrives and wins the game. Give the reed to him and he will give you his sunglasses, put on the sunglasses and play the game again. This time you should be able to win the game and the elf will give you some woodcuts of Lily. Now go to Pavilion of Tomorrow again and put the rubber band on the viper, pull the shade down, tie the aardvark with the bungee cord and finally stand on the floorboard, now get the pot. Go to the shooting gallery and show woodcuts to barker, he will leave and you will be in possession of a crossbow. Now go to the fair entrance and wear the gloves, fool's cap, boa, apron and sunglasses to protect you from the dragon. Go to the dragon's cave and shoot dragon with the crossbow, once hit he shrinks and becomes a lighter which you can operate by pulling/pressing his tail. Take the magic ring and the raw steak. Score 455pts Crowbar of the Apocalypse Moon unicorn, you end up in the tree. Take the leaf and go to the portico, put on the robe and press the fourth bell. You will be taken to the examination chamber, take the hanky and give the virgin the newspaper (about the story with puppy). She will start to cry, so give her the hanky. Now put the leaf in the virgin's tears and you will have made some unicorn chow, wait until the unicorn is brought in. The unicorn eats the chow and you pass your examination test. Once inside the temple go to the sanctuary and climb in the vat, then wear the magic ring and you will become invisible. Wait until the girl arrives and then give her the Epic of Baldur, she will fall asleep. Wait again until the idol's mouth opens, then climb out of the vat and enter the idol's mouth. Once you have reached the Mount Spa area go to the windy cave and talk to North Wind, you find out it's his birthday. He will also give you a note that will get you into the palace. Go to the palace lobby and show the note to Clio, wait until you are taken into Morty's office and give the note to him. Morty will ask Clio to come in and take a letter and give you a token. When Clio comes in, go back outside to the lobby and take the costume. Go back outside to Agora and wait for a pigeon to drop another note, do exactly the same as before BUT this time take the woad. Now go to the lounge and give the token to the repair man who will fix the nectar machine. He gives you a coin and you put it in the machine to obtain some nectar. Go to the library and examine books, you will be given a list. Read the list and choose Setting up Sodom/Gomorrah, now go to the scriptorium and give book to god. He will make a copy of the book for you. Go to the laboratory and turn the crank on the machine, take the slimewig. Go back to the lounge and read the notice board, among all the ads you will see one for Dominus cake makers. Call the number and wait for your cake to arrive, then go to windy cave and light the candles on the cake with the dragon. Give the cake to North Wind and he will blow the candles out, freezing the glade in the process. Go to the glade and take the gold key. Now go to the promontory and give the nectar to the god (3 times), he will run off. Take the egg that was in the hole and go back down to Agora. Now perform the ritual, (instructions are in the copy of the book) wear the costume, wear the woad, stand on egg, eat slimewig, turn around, turn around, SQUAWK. A stairway appears to the top of Mount Spa, go up the stairway and unlock the golden lock with the golden key, then take the crowbar. Score 625pts Bolt Cutters of Doom Get on the raft and give the berries to warrior, he can now navigate better. Wait until you reach a whirlpool, wait again until you reach Phantasy Island. Your friends from the raft will be captured but you can free them if you bring a coconut drink, complete with rum and umbrella, to Daddoo. Go to Monkey Island and say yoohoo, the magic banana appears, give the banana to the four headed monkey. You can now take the giant coconut. Go to Milligan's Island and take the umbrella. Wait until a bottle floats by and get it, you find a matchbook inside. Examine the matchbook and join the dots, then put the matchbook back in the bottle and put the bottle back into the water. The bottle drifts off, wait until it reappears. This time you find a certificate in it. Go to Treasure Island and get off the raft, a pirate comes up and takes the certificate from you. You go to pirate school, when you pass your test he gives you a bottle of rum and an eye patch. Go to Lilliput and examine the lever (export = bigger, import = smaller). Set the lever to export and put the dragon on the conveyer belt, then set the lever to import and put first the coconut and then the umbrella on the conveyer bolt. Now go to the iceberg and the dragon will melt it for you, allowing you to reach Gnoll Island. Get off the raft and go east to the playground, put the coconut on the guillotine (it gets sliced) and then put the rum and umbrella in the coconut. Return to Phantasy island and give the drink to Daddoo, Dourke will give you the bolt cutters. Score 715pts END GAME Black Gate Put pitchfork in pitch and take the candygram, then attack the bird with the crowbar, put raw steak on eye, cut lightning with bolt cutters and finally turn the moon with the wrench. You get caught and end up in the castle turret. In the turret turn the hourglass, this will give you more time to do things. Then look in the crystal ball, a gust of wind will turn the pages of the book. Read the book and then get the eyeballs and put them in the skull, then HOOT. The mirror changes and you see some symbols on it, examine the symbols and answer the puzzle. XI+XI = IIIVX (nine plus nine = eighteen, all in reverse) A secret passageway will open, enter it and go to the bedroom. Get the makeup and the broomstick, then return to the passageway. Wait until 10.35 and then put makeup on the chain, quickly return to the bedroom and open the window. Now sit on broom and you will be taken back to the black gate, sit on the broom again and you will be taken to a crawlspace. Open the trap door and go up, you find yourself in a wedding cake, wait until the makeup eats the chain holding the chandelier and it falls, killing the beast. Give the candygram to the witch (Boom!), quickly get Lorealle and go out. You end up again at the black gate, now blow the whistle and a duck appears, sit on duck. THE END Score 1000pts How the Points are Scored Beginning of Game 2 pts Getting hog-wild 2 pts Getting tort-ease 2 pts Getting rope 10 pts Giving hog-wild to pigs 25 pts Getting cows to stampede 5 pts Getting kindling 5 pts Getting torch 10 pts Lighting fire in ice-cream shop 10 pts Filling helmet with water 10 pts Growing beanstalk 5 pts Getting gold coin 2 pts Reading newspaper 15 pts Pulling banana from stone Pitchfork of Damocles 10 pts Giving float to tree 2 pts Examining mail 5 pts Removing floorboards 5 pts Looking under carpet 5 pts Opening trapdoor 5 pts Finding driver's license 10 pts Collecting prize 10 pts Buying starter rock 10 pts Winning slingshot 5 pts Hitting lever with slingshot 25 pts Getting pitchfork Crescent Wrench of Armageddon 10 pts Climbing ladder at castle 10 pts Pouring tort-ease on turtles 5 pts Giving coupon to Bruce 10 pts Getting Mead lite 5 pts Getting branch 10 pts Lighting branch in pitch 10 pts Melting wax 5 pts Putting wax on key 5 pts Giving wax to Howard 15 pts Getting crescent wrench Raw Steak of Eternity 15 pts Giving leech to jugglers 15 pts Climb maypole 10 pts Getting weed/reed 15 pts Sitting on whoopee cushion 15 pts Giving reed to musician 10 pts Getting woodcut of Lily 5 pts Spitting at boy (stocks) 5 pts Giving apple to cook 15 pts Getting pot 15 pts Getting crossbow 20 pts Shooting dragon 25 pts Getting raw steak Crowbar of the Apocalypse 5 pts Getting virgin's tears 5 pts Getting leaf 10 pts making unicorn chow 15 pts Getting inside temple 10 pts Giving epic to girl 5 pts Giving note to Morty 5 pts Getting book from library 10 pts Getting copy of book 5 pts Giving token to repair god 5 pts Getting nectar 10 pts Getting slimewig 10 pts Getting costume 10 pts Getting woad 20 pts Making stairway appear 5 pts Getting birthday cake 10 pts Lighting cake in windy cave 5 pts Getting gold key 25 pts Getting crowbar Bolt Cutters of Doom 10 Pts Getting coconut 5 pts Getting umbrella 10 pts Getting bottle of rum 5 pts Enlarging dragon 15 pts Slicing coconut 10 pts Putting rum in coconut 10 pts Putting umbrella in coconut 25 pts Giving drink to Daddoo End Game 15 pts Putting pitchfork in pitch 10 pts Getting candygram 15 pts Attacking bird with crowbar 15 pts Putting steak on eye 15 pts Cut lightning with cutters 15 pts Turning moon with wrench 5 pts Turning hourglass 10 pts Getting eyeballs 10 pts Putting eyeballs in skull 10 pts Hooting 10 pts Entering mirror 10 pts Getting makeup 10 pts Putting makeup on chain 15 pts Reaching crawlspace 10 pts Killing beast 30 pts Killing witch 20 pts Picking up Lorealle 10 pts Blowing whistle 50 pts Sitting on duck Total Points 1000/1000