BMK                                                            BMK

Having difficulty with crazed criminals? Getting whipped by wild
wolves? Being beaten by a console owner? (AY?) Need help with your
computer problem? Yes? Well...

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                           Bitmap's here!
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Dear Bitmap,
James Judge is right sad. He always completes games too fast, he
has no social life, writes too much K for SynTax (thinking he may
actually win the awards - pha!) and is an old fuddy-duddy. He also
thinks Bloodwych is good.
   Someone who is not The Bitmap Kid, not where the BMK lives.

BMK: Really? We all believe you....

                        Exiled for Cheating

Flicking through one of my files I found this small old hint guide
for the game EXILE by Audiogenic.

Use the teleport facilities a lot - they're life savers.
At the start of the game, don't waste a grenade blowing up the
door to another grenade. Go and do something else, then come back
later using a teleport save. With any luck, a meteor storm will
have blown it open.
As a power pod goes straight into your jetpack supply, before you
pick one up put some jetpack energy - if it's full - into a
weapon. Otherwise you waste a power pod.
Give the frogs to the imps. You're then given a torch. Stick it in
a fire to light it, and in water to extinguish it.
The easiest way to kill the droid that follows you around and
fires white bullets (he's by the transporter) is to dive into the
lake where the frogs were. While he is following you, he short
circuits. Fortunately, this doesn't happen with Chatter.
The two early pass keys are quite easy to get. Take a green little
bird and try to get him to follow you up to where the bees' nest
is. The bird flies around the nest and eats any bees that are near
it (like someone a mate's mate's cousin does as his party trick),
leaving it safer for you to nip down and get the key which is just
below the nest.
The other one is far over to the left, above a large cavern which
blows a very strong wind. Angle your gun at the key which is just
to the right on the floor. Then try to shoot it, and the chances
are that, if you hit it, the wind will sweep it away, and by being
blown too, you'll soon find it.
To get the whistle for Chatter is quite hard. It's above right
over the imps in a small cave under the aim of a gun turret. Once
in the water below the gun, you need to get a grenade out and aim
it onto the passage. Throw it in and fire at it, knocking it
further towards the whistle. When it explodes - if you're lucky -
it blows the whistle through the gap and then you can easily pick
it up.
If you catch one of the mushrooms, the imps lurch at you and
quickly store it in your pocket. You can then hold it over a fire
where it turns into a small piece of radiation. It explodes like a
grenade but with no priming - be careful!

                          Clever Young Fella

Dear BMK,
Isn't the CD32 ad rubbish?!
                        A clever person, Oxford

BMK: Yes. Rather a shame it'll never be a Jaguar contender since
the Jaguar will have nothing to fight!! He-he.

                       A spot of Deja Vu (All)

Here are a few tips for the game Deja Vu.

Right at the start of the game you may find you're carrying more
than you think - look in everything you've got and open the
windows a little bigger just to check. Don't forget to take your
shooter! It's a good idea to find out the combination to the safe
and the telephone code for the lift (a little hint there!), note
them down and restart the game - this saves you valuable time.
Never waste time - the less moves you make the more chance you
have of winning. Because of this I don't advise any new players to
try and complete the game first time around. Plan on making
several attempts and you'll be less annoyed if you get to near the
end of the game and you find you needed just one more bullet...
More hints can be found in the 3-in-1 file.

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you have to do is scribble down what you want to say and send it
to 'The Funny One Who Does The DM Guide' at the (ab)normal SynTax
address. 'Cos I'm like that.

BMK                                                           BMK