The Horror of Rylvania - Dave Leary/Adventions RRP $20 (TADS text adventure for PC, ST and Falcon!) Reviewed by Alan Medley It's hard to believe it's that time again. Time for my annual foray into print (well, magnetic media then). Another year gone - they're definitely getting shorter - in the old days a year would last for ages. So it's time for another review - my fifth I think. I suggested to the editor-who-must-be-obeyed that I should write about my new toy - the Psion Series 3a palmtop that I'm using to type this in, half a Meg of RAM cum storage, expandable to four and a half, 16 bit processor, about the size of a small doner kebab - but she wouldn't hear of it. SynTax is an adventure magazine she said, nobody's interested in that stuff. Yeah, but, I said, it's got a full-function word processor, a Lotus compatible spreadsheet, a database, a world clock with loads of alarms, a PC link, it dials phone numbers and it records and .... She was unmoved. I've got to review an adventure! I had a brainwave. I bought her 'Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis' on CD ROM. I could have a play with that. No chance! The CD drive is on her machine and no, I can't use it. Why don't I just review something that will work on my steam PC? Like what then? She came up with a new TADS game called The Horror of Rylvania. Well, I'll give it a go, but don't forget, I am a renowned adventurer ... NOT. Well, it wasn't half bad. Only words though - no nice voices and pictures like Indiana Jones. It was written by Dave Leary, a name well known to many SynTaxers for his part in Adventions, purveyors of the 'Unnkulian' series. But this is commercial software - not shareware like most of his previous works. You are (or rather, I am) a college graduate, hiking across Europe with Carolyn. We visit the Central European state of Rylvania, although Carolyn wasn't keen. She was a little unlucky - lying motionless on the path with a jagged wound in her throat the instant we arrive. Nothing to do with me - honest - I hadn't typed anything in yet. And it got worse. A little exploration led me to the office of Doctor Trolovitch and he proved very willing to help. I took him back to where I'd left Carolyn but, would you believe it, she wasn't there. I was mortified. The Doctor wasn't too pleased either - he uttered a few choice words about childish pranks then cleared off never to be seen again (OK, so this is only an assumption - I didn't get anywhere near the end of the game). So, I had a look around, went in the inn and heard mumblings about vampires but otherwise drew a blank. I met a tramp, found a leaflet about Madam Hulga, had a look around the church and found some useful information in the graveyard. There were gravestones for, among others, Maryana Olgrisson who died in 1770 aged 23 and the mausoleum of one Vladmir Von Rhistoven (In Morte Pax). I found out that I needed to get back into the Doctor's office if I wanted to progress any further. You have to make plans for this when you first visit the Doctor in about the third move. Ah well, start again. It was all going rather well. I'd picked up a lot of goodies and was feeling pretty pleased with myself. Suddenly I see Carolyn and I'm struck dead and I wake up 6 foot under - in a coffin (really!). Next thing I know, some so and so's digging me up. Well, I leapt out of the coffin and took him by surprise and gave him a good biting. He died! I'm a vampire! Now I've got to own up. I didn't think of biting him. It was my tame home adventure consultant. She was bitten by a dog yesterday (no, it's true - you ask her) so she had the inspiration. Well, after that you have to go into a maze (which is cleverly disguised as a forest) and I do know my limitations, so I sat back and watched the master(ess) at work. Then the game really started to unfold. I find it very relaxing watching someone else doing all the thinking and rushing around - much nicer for the blood pressure. It clearly helps if you understand the way Dave Leary's mind works which Sue obviously does. She always knew where to look or dig and was up to 100+ points (out of 301) in no time, rushing around Castle Gloomfen, the ancestral home of the Von Rhistovens. This is a nice game. It's very big and there's lots of booty to collect and carry. I like that - it makes me feel (wrongly) like I'm getting somewhere. I found the UNDO command in TADS particularly useful after making a stupid move - and I did make one or two, believe it or not. The game has a solemn atmosphere in keeping with the scenario but there are some nice humorous touches including some footnotes - but you really need to be an Infocom/Unnkulian nut to get the best from them. Yes, I'd recommend it. You can get hold of a demo version from SynTax or, better still, send off your $21 to Adventions straight away. Well, that's it from me for another year. I'll be back in '95 to tell you more about my Psion Series 3A and the diary and all the useful plug in ROMs and ... A happy new year to my reader.