Taglines C and D

                    Supplied by Grimwold

            This file was compiled by Reyner Stefannson
      Distributed initially by Round Corner Shareware Library
              All taglines believed Public Domain.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Caches to caches, DOS to DOS...
Call out the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive!
Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'?
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded.
Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place.
Cat: I hope that Schrodiger guy put litter in here.
Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
Cogito, ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!
Cole's law - thinly sliced cabbage.
Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that hard disk space.
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Computers don't get mad - they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Don't hire an electrician with singed brows.
Don't trust any program with a 1-1-80 date.
DOS Tip #213: Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your environment.
Dyslexics have more fnu.








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