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GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer errors.
GOD.SYS not found. Run BIGBANG.EXE?
GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal.
GUI: Gross, Undesired Interface.
Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans.
Gambling is a method of getting nothing for something.
Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!
Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef - very quickly, please.
Gazinta: Mathematical symbol for division. Example: 4 gazinta 8
twice.
General failure reading drive A: Please remove your fist.
General stupidity error reading drive C:
Geochronologists will date any old thing.
George Bush: The EDLIN of Presidents.
George Orwell was an optimist.
Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Gimme a match! I think my gas tank is empty.
Gimme a saw! This motherboard doesn't fit!
Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness.
Girls should use red lipstick. It makes aiming easier.
Give me some chocolate and no-one gets hurt!
Glackett: The noisy ball inside a spray-paint can.
Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
God corrected her 1st mistake by creating Eve. That was mistake
#2.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
God is dead - "Sorry, officer I didn't see him"..
God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World!
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Gosh it's cold today, turn another Pentium on will you ?
Great minds discuss ideas; small ones discuss people.
Grow your own dope, plant an Australian.
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large.
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