Taglines H

    This file was compiled by Reyner Stefannson and Simon Avery
            Taken from FidoNet and other mail networks.

      Distributed initially by Round Corner Shareware Library

               All taglines believed Public Domain.

HAL 9000:  "Help me, Dave.  I can't run under Windows, Dave."
HEY,LOOK,Ifixedthatspacebarproblem.Oh,darn!
HHeellpp.. II''mm ssttuucckk iinn hhaallff--dduupplleexx.
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear.
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
Happiness is measured in Gigabytes.
Happiness is owing the IRS $50,000 when you die.
Hard work never hurt anyone - but why risk it?
Hardware: The part you kick. Software: the part you corrupt.
He drinks to forget that he drinks.
He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
He has no enemies, but his friends hate him.
He means the 'whatever-you-do-don't-push-this-button' button.
He must be a Scot. He broke into his neighbour's house to gas
   himself.
He who dies with the most taglines wins!
He who laughs last is probably using a 300 baud modem.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone he can blame.
He's dead Jim. Quick, check his pockets, I'll grab his wallet!
He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.
Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
Hello! I'm Mr. Wipeit. I'm the new virus you're expecting!
Her sweater was so tight I could hardly breathe.
Hey! Don't pick up that pho*¯*’á‰**** NO CARRIER
Hey, where can I get a father board? I want a baby board!
Hi, I'm Simon. I'm a Tagline thief...
Hi, Windows 3.0. Bye, Windows 3.0.
Home Geometry 3: Any baseball season equals three broken windows.
Honest, teacher. A virus REALLY did eat my homework!
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.
How do you tell a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard...
Howd'ya hide money from a Hippie? Put it under the soap!
Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!













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