This file was compiled by Reyner Stefannson and Simon Avery
           Taken from FidoNet and other mail networks.
     Distributed initially by Round Corner Shareware Library
               All taglines believed Public Domain.

I AM at attention, sir! It's my uniform that's at ease!
I CAN spell! I just can't TYPE worth a hoot!
I Frotzed my wife, and now I can't get any sleep! (The Grue!)
                        ( Honest, this one was on Fido! )
I photocopied a mirror. Now I have an extra photocopier.
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
I am Dyslexic of Brog. Resicante is fugitive.
I am Homer of the Borg. You will be asim.....mmmm doughnuts
I am Ronald Reagan...of Borg.  Prepare to be... uh, I don't
recall.
I am having an out of money experience.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I can read Chinese only when it's written in English.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can't diet for medical reasons. It makes me HUNGRY!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I don't steal taglines - I replicate them.
I have *.BATs in my C:\BELFRY.
I haven't had sex for so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot...
I just got pulled over by the LAPD - and boy, am I beat.
I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers.
I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
I ordered a chicken and an egg sandwich. The chicken came first.
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...
I parked my hard drive - and got a ticket!
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck.
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
I tried to play my shoehorn, but all I got was footnotes.
I was a tall person before I used PKZIP.
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane. (Jumpin J. Fudd)
I work with User-Surly Software.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!
I'm not 32. I'm 18 with 14 years experience!
I'm not losing hair, I'm gaining face.
I'm so BAD I even steal my own taglines!
I'm too sexy for my modem, too sexy fo#l&w^$%&?-  NO CARRIER
I'm your pentium. I hereby tell you that 2+2=5.
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a BMW?
If Nicole and Papa can afford a butler, why have they got a
crappy car?
If at first you DO succeed - hide your astonishment.
If at first you don't succeed, forget about skydiving.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
It's black, round and revolves at 45rpm. Is it a record?



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