Discworld Quotations - Interesting Times

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Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just
scream in another forty-four.
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After the stampede the artist Three Solid Frogs got to his feet,
retrieved his brush from his nostril, pulled his easel out of a
tree, and tried to think placid thoughts.
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Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.
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"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you,
my first name is Bad."
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Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a
crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like "What is
my purpose in life?" very quickly lacked both.
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"Stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum."
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"I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good.
It's never bloody them! When you hear a man shouting "Forward,
brave comrades!" you'll see he's the one behind the bloody big
rock and the wearing the only really arrow-proof helmet!"

(Rincewind gives a speech on politics)
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The Emperor had all the qualifications for a corpse except, as it
were, the most vital one.
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Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me
because I've got magic aaargh."

(Magic armour is not all it's cracked up to be)











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