Y.O.D.A. - a pointless Star Wars song

      Found on the Internet and sent in by Neal Medley

                          Y.O.D.A.
                         Parody of
              Y.M.C.A. by The Villiage People
             Parody lyrics by Unknown 02/21/97

    (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker)

 YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
 YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
 YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
 MEAN YOU NO HARM I SAY
 YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
 WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
 GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
 WARS DO NOT MAKE ONE GREAT

 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
 He's 900 years old!
 He's so strong in the Force!
 Do your Jedi Diploma course!

 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
 Come and get yourself clean!
 Come and have a good meal!
 Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

 YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
 SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
 TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
 SPAT OUT LIKE SOME THROAT PHLEGM
 YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
 COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
 HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
 MINE OR I'LL HELP YOU NOT

 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
 He's 900 years old!
 He's so strong in the Force!
 Do your Jedi Diploma course!

 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
 You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
 Don't just stand in the rain!
 You're all covered with mud!
 Come and sample my homemade crud!

 OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
 TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
 OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
 HE SCREWS UP AT THE CAVE
 YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
 GOING, off to save all your friends? To be

 TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
 WIMP OUT THEN YOU'RE A JERK

 You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
 You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
 You should stay here and train!
 You don't have to save Han!
 If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

 You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
 (repeat and fade).








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