@~Following last issue's YODA song, here's another one in similar
@~vein ...

                     Imperial Rhapsody
                         Parody of
                 Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
             Parody lyrics by Unknown 02/21/97

                   Sent in by Neal Medley

 Lando: This is the good life
 This is a fantasy
 Working on Bespin
 An escape from Reality.
 Leia: Open your eyes
 Stand up to these guys and see.
 Luke: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
 Cuz who's my dad, I dunno
 Little whine, little moan.
 Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

 Piett: Vader just killed a man.
 Raised an arm up in the air
 Now his life is no longer there.
 Vader, we had just begun,
 And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
 Vader, ooooooo.
 Didn't mean to make you mad
 If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
 There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

 Yoda: Too late, my time has come,
 Sends shivers down my spine
 Body's aching all the time.
 Luke: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
 Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
 Piett: Vader, ooooooooo.
 I don't want to die
 I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

 Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man
 Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
 Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
 R2-D2, R2-D2,
 R2-D2, R2-D2,
 R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
 I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
 Rebels: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
 Spare him this life of such mendacity!
 Han: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
 Jabba: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
 Han: Let me go!
 Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
 Han: Let me go!
 Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
 Han: LET ME GO!
 Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
 Han: LET ME GO!
 Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

 Han: LET ME GO!
 Jabba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
 C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
 Leia: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
 for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 (Stormtroopers start headbanging)

 Luke: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
 But you cut my Hand off and left me to die!
 Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
 I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.
 Obi Wan: May the Force be with you.
 Use the Force to see.
 May the Force be with you,
 May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

 Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to
 meeeeeeee.
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