------------------------------------------------------------------ A Week in the Life - part of Disk 1216 (Author Unknown) Review by Dorothy Millard (PC Version) ------------------------------------------------------------------ A Week in the Life is described as "An Interactive Self." A week much like any other, is about to start. What promises does it hold? What problems will you face? And how will you feel at the end? Starting on Monday my first problem was what to do. The first location description, and I quote, reads "Your life - A mess of confused emotions and thoughts, with the repugnant odour of unresolved pain seeping out of cracks in the surface. Self-doubt rests heavily in the air." It goes on to say "A man surprises and secretly delights you with his attention. Does he love you? Do you love him?" Quite frankly, I don't know! I never managed to find out. I examined me and was told that I had been trying that for some time but never seem to come up with a satisfactory answer. I went on to ask the man about me and he made all the right noises, sometimes amused, sometimes interested, sometimes disagreeing with me, but after all this I was none the wiser. You also see your friends and saying hello to them you're told that they are not interested in what you have to say, they are only interested in telling you their stories. Okay, I thought, let's listen to their stories, but my request to listen only elicited the response that you are always listening and never speaking! It says in the location description that an examination looms, causing turbulence, but on examining the man and friends I was none the wiser and I still didn't know who I was and whether I was male or female. Maybe I was something else ... On second thoughts, I returned to the game and typed in "Make Love to Man," - now it appears I am female, but who I still don't know. I tried to get the man but he didn't care for that. I thought at this point that I would have a look around, so tried a few compass directions, but only got the message that I couldn't go in that direction, so I was stuck in the first location trying unsuccessfully to talk to my friends who didn't want to talk to me. By the second day, Tuesday, I was getting desperate enough to hit my so called friends who wouldn't talk to me and then they left. Okay I thought, do I love this man? Let's try kissing him. Then I tried feel, touch - getting sensual now but it didn't help much. I tried love man and he left too. I was up to Wednesday. I think and wait - now what? What to do now that I had no friends and the man has left too. There's no-one to talk to and nowhere to go. I tried work and this passed some time and made me tired so I slept. The next thing I knew it was Friday. I decided to try having a shower and using the toilet to pass the time, but wasn't allowed. It's going to be a looooooong week... I tried working and sleeping again but was told it wasn't appropriate right now. Desperate I tried examining my life, emotions and thoughts but they didn't exist in this small domain. I could think of nothing else to do so I typed look to pass the time. After I got to 300 efforts and it was still Friday I got bored, could think of anything else to do and with no-one to talk to gave up and typed quit. I have no idea who the author is. I tried help, hint, about, words and information and none elicited assistance or information to help me on my way. There are no instructions that I could find on how to interact with the game. This is not a traditional game in any sense. I still don't know what I am supposed to do. I'm sure there is a very clever adventure in there, but personally I didn't like it, but then I always prefer a good traditional treasure hunt in its many different formats. It's not that there's anything wrong with A Week in the Life, it's just that I was unsuccessful in playing it. I came to the conclusion that I was a very boring "self." @~This must get this issue's award for 'Weird Game of the @~Month' ... Sue - o -