Borg Jokes - part 2

           Supplied from the Net by Alex van Kaam

@~Concluded from last issue

I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be
assimmm...mmmmmm Donuts.

I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it's futile and starts with R.

I am O'Brien of Borg. You will be assimilated as soon as I finish
fixing this bloody assimilation machine...

I am Scully of Borg. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable
explanation for your resistance...

I am Bill Gates of Borg. You HAVE been assimilated. You just don't
know it yet.

Borgio's: The cereal you can't resist.

I am Monty Python of Borg. I wish to complain about this 'ere
assimilation you sold me not half an hour ago...

We are Hugh of Borg. We wish to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our
friend.  He can watch.

I am Marvin the Android of Borg. Assimilation, don't talk to me
about assimilation. I think you ought to know I'm feeling very
resisted.

I am Training Manager of Borg. Please don't forget to complete the
assimilation evaluation form.

I am Darth Vader of Borg. You will be assimilated. It is your
desssssstiny.

I am Han Solo of Borg. I've got a bad feeling about this
assimiliation.

I am Paul McCartney of Borg. Resistance is futile -- let it be,
let it be, let it be.

BorgerKing: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

I am Lwaxana of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated my little one.

I am Christopher Lloyd of Borg: You will be... ahhhh... be...
ahhhh Great Scot! 1.21 gigawatts!

I am not a Borg, but I play one on TV. Prepare to be assimilated.

I am Wayne of Borg. - And I am Garth of Borg. Party on Wayne -
Party on Garth - (Both): You will be assimilated.....NOT!

I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee...

I am Nixon of Borg. We are not assimilating you at this time.
Trust me.

I am Kermit of Borg. It's not easy being assimilated.

I am Bush of Borg, read my lips: you will be assimilated.

I am Ice-T 'o 'da Borg, Low and behold, your sorry ass is 
about to become assimilated, man! And if you think you
might be able to resist, we'll tell 'ya about futility, you
irrelevant sucker!

I am Joan Rivers of Borg, you will be assimilated, but first, can
we talk?

I am Microsoft of Borg. The superiority of other products is
irrelevant.

I am Monty Python of Borg. Nobody expects the Borg assimilation!

I am Spock of Borg. I am and will be... assmililated. A search is
useless...

I am John Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated, pilgrim.

I am Mick Jagger of Borg -- I can't get no, (pause) assimilation.

Beavis and Borghead: Assimilation like, sucks, huh-huh-huh...

I am Hamlet of Borg. You are to be, or not to be, assimilated.

I am Gurney Halleck of Borg, as an ass in the desert, go I forth
to my assimilation.

(Wesley) I know. I know. Resistance is futile. But... even BARCLAY
was assimilated, so why wasn't I ?

I am Stroustrup of Borg. Functional programming is irrelevant. You
will be instantiated.

I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!

Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you we will.

I am Tweeti of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!

I am Karol Wojtila of Borg. Pater, et fili, et spiritus
assimilationi.  Resistancum est futilius. Amen.

I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please just once!?

I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated.

We are Gollum of Borg, yes. We will assimilate it, precious. Its
resistance will be futile. Yesss, preciousss. Gollum. Gollum.

LuxemBORG: The European Community is irrelevant.

I am Dirty Harry of Borg. This is a Borg ship. The most powerful
type of starship in the galaxy. In all the excitment, I can't
remember if we already assimilated you yet. So what's it gonna be,
are you going to be assimilated or what? Do you feel lucky punk?

We are Pakled of Borg. We ah-sim-ah-late. We are strong.

I am Gul Madred of Borg. You will be assimilated. But first, tell
me how many lights you see.

I am Scotty of Borg. We canna assimilate no more kaptin.

I am Rom of Borg. Resistance is futile. Oh... I wasn't supposed to
tell you that yet!

I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant......

I am Hamlet of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated?
That is the question. Whether resistence is futile or not, aye
there is the rub. To be assimilated and perchance to have funny
things stuck into your head or resist and encounter more
superpowerful entities in future episodes.

I am Rubik of Borg, and the cube was MY idea.

I am Humphrey Borgart. You will be assimilated. Maybe not here.
Maybe not now. This could be the start of a beautiful collective.

I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, not an Assimilator...

I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile?

I am Bill of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will drop your decent
OS and install mine. Stability and freedom are irrelevant. Your
life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward you will
service, us.

I am Alzheimer of Borg. Resistance is... is... Who are you?
Where am I? And why?!




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