Net Humour

Unnecessary instructions:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - not to be used as protection from a
tornado
2. On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists - remember,
objects in the mirror are actually behind you
3. On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in Britain - after
opening, keep upright
4. On a New Zealand insect spray - this product not tested on
animals
5. On a bag of corn chips - you could be a winner. No purchase
necessary. Details inside.
6. On a Korean kitchen knife - warning: keep out of children
7. On a Swedish chainsaw - do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals
8. On a Superman costume - wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly
9. On a hotel shower cap box - fits one head
10. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - to avoid
condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room
temperature before opening (the instruction was inside the box)
11. On a packet of airline nuts - instructions: open packet, eat
nuts
12. On packaging for an iron - do not iron clothes on body
13. On a frozen bread pudding - product will be hot after heating












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