PRAYER FOR THE NET

                 Sent in by Steven Chapman

Our father who art in cyberspace
Sticky be thy web page
Give us this day our daily web
(Preferably via ADSL although 56 Kilobytes will do)
And forgive us our downloads
As we forgive those who download unto us
And lead us not into pornography
But deliver us from spamm
For thine is the mouse mat, the browser, and the modem
Though the connection belongs to BT
For ever and ever
Amen


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