Zork Grand Inquisitor - Things to try EASTER EGGS - Don't type the quote marks! An Easter Egg is something individual programmers or the whole team stick into a game that no one would generally ever know was there other than the fact that programmers cannot keep a secret. It generally requires something to be typed into the game at a particular screen, but not always. Type "mikespants" at any point in the game, then navigate through the easter egg screen. Type "eat me" in front of the skeleton in the Hades Subway Station. Type "whoami" at the credits screen and you will get a list of people's names who worked on ZGI. Clicking on a name will type out a personalized greeting from that person. Type "killmenow" at anytime in the game. Type "huisok" at the Hades' phone just before you solve the phone puzzle. Then go ahead and solve the damn phone puzzle. FUN THINGS TO TRY Examine everything on your Frobozz Magic Viewer so Dalboz can comment on it, including the sword when it's glowing Show everything you can find to Antharia Jack in Port Foozle Repeatedly knock on Antharia Jack's door empty-handed Repeatedly try to take the fishwife's wares without "disabling" the alarm Hang around in Port Foozle and listen to all the Inquisition announcements Repeatedly talk to all of the people in Port Foozle Repeatedly listen to the Talk to Me Grand Inquisitor doll Repeatedly lower the fishhook into the water unbaited Stay in plain view after setting fire to the doll Read all of the signs at the exterior of Steppinthrax Monastery Go down into the well without a light Enter one of the bottomless pits in GUE Tech's entrance area Cast throck on the grass at GUE Tech Try pushing the buttons on the vending machines without putting money in them Cast igram on the "corridor" instead of the "infinite" when you see the "infinite corridor" sign the first time; then walk through the doorway while the spell is still active Cast igram on the "infinite" and "corridor" of the "infinite corridor" sign at the same time Look in all the lockers at GUE Tech Cast kendall on the how to win at double fanucci book Try to turn on or remove the permasuck after using it the first time Cast rezrov on the locked doors at GUE Tech Read all of the bulletin board postings at GUE Tech Let the activated Zork rocks explode in your hands Cast igram on the six-armed invisible bridge guard Attack the s.a.i.b.g. with your sword repeatedly Cast rezrov on the s.a.i.b.g. Repeatedly show miscellaneous items to the s.a.i.b.g. Try to bribe the s.a.i.b.g. with a coin At the spell lab, put the spell paper in the tables in the wrong order, then put it in the spell checker Repeatedly try to approach Harry Click on the eggplants Try to cut off the snapdragon with the sword before you've sedated it Repeatedly look through the window at the walking castle Read all of the books in the dungeon master's library, and listen to all his phone messages Drink the dungeon master's cocoa Read the different versions of the dungeon master's journal in his real bedroom and in the mirror room Repeatedly click on the scrambled buttons in the Zork underground subway station Lose three times in the old scratch game Cast kendall on the Hades telephone (or, if you always cast kendall on it, don't cast kendall and listen to the whole message; it can be solved this way) Give the five-hundred-zorkmid bill to Charon Attack Charon with the sword Repeatedly show miscellaneous items to the two-headed beast Attack the two-headed beast with your sword Punch the wrong card at Hades Cast snavig on Charon, then click on him Cast golgatem on flood control dam #3 Repeatedly click buttons at the dam without using the rezrov spell Go to all three time tunnel quests with all three totems; note their reactions In front of an open time tunnel, cast yastard on Dalboz's lamp At the white house, have Lucy Flathead and the griff repeatedly try to take the flickering torch and the bickering torch, then repeatedly try to pull off the boards At old Port Foozle, have the griff and Brog repeatedly try to enter Jack's speakeasy Enter the white house without a light Take the bickering torch into the white house Try to cross the chasm without knocking down the stalactites Take the rocks at the white house Repeatedly take grue eggs from the nest Repeatedly boil eggs Throw a raw egg at the stalactites Repeatedly try to solve the chess puzzle Stay in the watchdragon when it goes underwater Repeatedly click on the inflatable sea captain Tie the rope to a tooth and click on it At old Port Foozle, play the pachinko machine in the back of the casino Repeatedly mind-read Floyd, the bartender, and Jack (before and after you accept his challenge to play When Jack challenges you to grue, fire, water, leave Purposely lose to Jack at grue, fire, water Go to each of the different totemizer destinations, with permaseal on and off Repeatedly turn the switches on the totemizer Look at each of the different exhibits on magic at the inquisition Take the left or right hammer from the teletype and see what happens At the guards' tent, listen to their entire conversation Listen to the guard's conversations after you seal the tent shut In the endgame, listen to all of the inquisitor's speech After you reveal the electric fence, click on it while it's still electrified Let the Grand Inquisitor catch you at the end of the game - o -