How to Kill Lord British

                       Author unknown

Greetings...
Perhaps someone can use or add to the following...

U1 - ???

U2 - ???

U3 - Exit out the back of the castle and commandeer the castle's
frigate. Pilot it around to the front of the castle.  Attack LB
and have him angrily chase you out to the front of the
castle...get in your boat and blast him to hell with your cannons.

U4 - ???

U5 - Too busy trying to save his ass.

U6 - The first time I killed him was entirely accidental. I had
just started playing, and made a trip down in to tunnels below the
castle (the ones which lead to B'Den) In the area near the woman
living below (whom Budo sends you to get her belt - how many
actually bothered with the virtuous way of doing this?) were a
bunch of trapped chests.  I was near death and instead of opening
them below figured Dupre could lug them back to the throne room
where LB could do instant healing should one go BOOM! when l did
the manual "appaer unum" (or whatever) on them.  Well one of them
was a poison trap and I had opened it right in front of ole'
Cantibrigian (or whatever).  He wasn't pissed, in fact he healed
me and the boys right away, yet didn't bother to 'an nox' himself.
I took off to go kill some gargoyle scum, and when l came back a
few days later, LB was lying dead in a foetal position in front of
his throne.  What a lazy bastard. How else did you manage to kill
him in U6?

U7 - These are well documented - LB likes to strut around a lot,
but his corpulent mass finds it exhausting - all that activity on
two feet!  (He usually much prefers to sit on his throne or be fed
in the dining room - but he must keep up the appearance of a fit
and active monarch) In any case, he stops to catch a breather at
9AM under the plaque on the north side of the courtyard...this is
a prime opportunity to <use> the plaque to end his pusillanimous
despotic reign. (This action is a reference to Garriot's real-life
losing encounter with a plaque on the head that left him
hospitalized) Or simple fill him full of about four feet of
blackrock courtesy of The Shade Blade...

Serpent Isle - Doesn't really count, but what greater torture then
for him to have a dream of his good pal The Avatar(tm), 9 time
saviour of his world (UW1&2 included), and have him turn on him
and blast him with an infinite number exploding arrows? Doesn't
really count though cuz it doesn't leave him D-E-D DEAD.





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