10 Consequences of Annoying Your IT Department

1.  Your unchangeable new user name is ImaF001
2.  Your impossible new password is 0DfFrl2A1zl
3.  Your PC is replaced with a Sinclair ZX81
4.  The IT trainee is told to practice disassembling computers on
    yours because it is "not important"
5.  You suddenly find yourself subscribed to every junk email list
    on the planet
6.  Your PC is networked to a printer in the basement
7.  Your company mobile phone is replaced with a model so old
    it comes with its batteries in a backpack
8.  Your answering machine message is changed to: "Don't
    bother leaving a message. I can't work this machine"
9.  Your email account is barred from sending to any address
    not personally okayed by your boss
10. You return after lunch and find your supposedly secret CV
    has been set as your screensaver
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