TOP 10 RECOMMENDATIONS FOR SAVING YOUR LIFE ON HALLOWEEN
             (or any other time, come to that!)

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check
to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone
out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language
that they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save
you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take
several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
5. If you're searching for something that caused a loud noise and
you find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HECK OUT anyway!
6. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for
short circuits; just get out!
7. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good
reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
8. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down
at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are
running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still
moving fast enough to catch up with you.
9. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior, such as hissing, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and
so on, kill them immediately.
10. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not
go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you
think that it is strange because you thought you had half a tank,
shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most
likely be eaten.









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