Discworld Annotations - FEET OF CLAY Part 2 Concluded from last issue [p. 123] "'It's "a mess of pottage", [...]'" Another Old Testament reference. Esau sold his status as Abraham's firstborn son to his brother Jacob (Genesis 25:29-34) for a bowl of stew (pottage). Hence, a mess of pottage is the proverbial price of a birthright. This phrase was parodied by CS Lewis, who accused H. G. Wells of selling his birthright for "a pot of message" (that is, abandoning the purely imaginative books he did so well to push his political ideas). [p. ???]"'Who streals my prurse streals trasph'" Iago would rather be robbed than slandered in 'Othello', act 3, scene 3: Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands: But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed. [p. 124] "[...] he had got only six weeks to retirement [...]" The copper within days or hours of retirement has become a police movie cliche; traditionally, anyone who starts talking like this is likely to die within the short time left. Two examples occur in the films 'Lethal Weapon 2' and 'Falling Down'. [p. 129] "'[...] ole Zhlob just used to plod along, [...]'" Another golem name: "Zhlob" is Yiddish for "boorish glutton" (or gluttonous boor). Probably Slavic in origin. [p. 130] "As her tutors had said, there were two signs of a good alchemist: the Athletic and the Intellectual." Terry used this joke in a talk at the Australian National University in Canberra in 1994, but he was talking about a shift charge engineer in a nuclear power plant... The standard analytical technique to prove arsenic in chemical mixtures involves mixing the sample with zinc and adding sulphuric acid. If arsenic is present, this produces arsenic hydride as a gas; burning the gas, and holding the flame against a cool porcelain surface, leaves a black precipitation of metallic arsenic. [p. 132] "'It's nine of the clock,' said the organizer, poking its head out of Vimes's pocket. '"I was unhappy because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet."'" Refers to the regrettable trend among software producers to inflict a happy Thought For The Day on their users each time they open the software. [p. 135] "One had a duck on his head, [...]" See the annotation for p. 272/204 of 'Soul Music'. [p. 136] "'Buggrit, millennium hand and shrimp!'" See the annotation for p. 324/233 of 'Lords and Ladies'. [p. 138] "'Dibbuk? Where the hell are you?'" A dybbuk, in Jewish mythology, is a demonic spirit that possess the body of someone living. [p. 140] "'We're all lyin' in the gutter, Fred. But some of us're lookin' at the stars...'" From Oscar Wilde, 'Lady Windermere's Fan', Act 3. Although it can't be easy to see the stars through all that fog. [p. 142] "He distrusted the kind of person who'd take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion..." Terry is challenging the Sherlock Holmes school of detection as being "an insult to the glorious variety of human life." P G Wodehouse does the same in one of his PSmith stories, in which Psmith observes the local plumber sitting in his garden, dressed well because it's Sunday and reading Shakespeare because he likes it, while Psmith is studying the "How To Detect" booklet that says a plumber is unlikely to dress well/read Shakespeare. [p. 143] "It wasn't by eliminating the impossible that you got at the truth, however improbable..." Another dig at Holmes, who said precisely this. [p. 145] The description of Vetinari's drawing matches the cover of the original publication of Thomas Hobbes' 'Leviathan', possibly *the* most influential work of mainstream political theory. The book argues that for people to come together in a society, they cannot help but create a structure larger than themselves, which must have a controlling intelligence of its own, i.e. some sort of governing body. Hence, although political power derives from the common people, it must be superior to them. [p. 147] "[...] you might as well accuse the wallpaper of driving him mad. Mind you, that horrible green colour would drive anyone insane..." See the note for p. 65. [p. 148] "'We're known for rings, sir.'" Alberich the dwarf forges the Ring that is the centrepiece of Wagner's interminable Ring Cycle, based on Norse legend. Tolkien uses the same source, and his One Ring is not unlike Alberich's. [p. 150] "Drumknott delicately licked his finger and turned a page." See the note for p. 110. [p. 153] "It was called the Rats Chamber." This is another multidirectional pun. First, in German, the word for 'council chamber' is Ratskammer. Second, it's an anagram of Star Chamber, a special civil and criminal court in England. Created by Henry VII in 1487, abolished by the Long Parliament in 1641 following abuses under James I and Charles I. The court took its name from a star- shaped decoration in the ceiling. The decoration in the ceiling of the Rats Chamber -- a group of rats with their tails tied together -- is called a rat king. According to Maarten 't Hart, in 'Rats' (translated from the Dutch), some 57 rat kings have been found since the 17th century, although several are of dubious authenticity. They are often found alive, and can contain as few as three or as many as 32 members, although seven is the commonest number. Members are of both sexes, and almost always of the same age group, which may be young or adult. Rat kings are generally formed of black rats (Rattus rattus), although there is one occurrence of field rats (found in Java) and several of squirrels. No-one knows quite why they form, although one theory is that black rats (which have longer and more pliable tails than other breeds) get something sticky on their tails, and get tangled up when they groom each other, or while playing or fighting. Apparently, a modern artist decided to make a work of art depicting a rat-king, and even put it on the internet. See Katharina Fritsch: Rat-King (Rattenkoenig), 1993 (which also has an essay on the rat king through history). [p. ???] "[...] Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Guild of Seamstresses [...]" See the annotation for p. 121/119 of 'Equal Rites'. [p. 155] "'Remember when he made his horse a city councillor?'" Caligula, Emperor of Rome from 37 to 41 AD, famously appointed his horse Incitatus as Consul to show his contempt for the Senate. [p. 158] "'Genua wrote to Ankh-Morpork and asked to be sent one of our generals to be their king [...] The history books say that we sent our loyal General Tacticus, whose first act after obtaining the crown was to declare war on Ankh-Morpork.'" Jean Baptiste Jules Bernadotte, 1763-1844, was a French general who became King Karl XIV John of Sweden and Norway. The youngest son of a French lawyer, Bernadotte joined the French army in 1780, becoming an officer in 1792, during the French Revolution. Recognising his brilliance in the field, the Emperor Napoleon eventually elevated him to the rank of prince. In Sweden, where Gustav IV had abdicated (1809) and been succeeded by the childless Karl XIII, Napoleon supported Bernadotte as heir to the throne. In August 1810, he was elected crown prince as Karl John. In 1813 he joined the allies against Napoleon. [p. 162] "Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit [the world], [...]" Another parallel between Omnianism and Christianity. See Matthew 5:5. [p. 165] "'you've got to have the noses poking through the pastry...'" Similar to Stargazy pie, a Cornish dish that has fish heads poking through the pastry all around the edge of the dish. [p. 177] "'... push off back to the Yard, job done and dusted.'" This phrase relates to the act of distempering a wall -- another oblique hint at the wallpaper theory. [p. 181] "'*Now* we're cooking with charcoal!'" The expression "cooking with gas" dates back to an advertising campaign designed to persuade people of the advantages of gas over electricity. [p. 189] "*'She feels the need,' [...] 'Yeah, the need to feed.'*" In the movie 'Top Gun', the pilots boast that they 'feel the need; the need for speed.' [p. 190] "That horrible green wallpaper." By the time Vimes has this idea (see the annotation for p. 65), he already knows enough to dismiss it in fairly short order. [p. 195] "'Then there's this one about the Klatchian who walks into a pub with a tiny piano -- '" The joke as adapted by thee goode folkes of alt.fan.pratchett goes like this: This Klatchian walked into a pub carrying a small piano. He puts in on the bar and has a few drinks. When it comes time to pay up he says to the publican, "I bet you double or nothing I can show you the most amazing thing you ever saw." "Okay, but I warn you, I've seen some weird stuff." The Klatchian takes out a tiny stool, which he sits in front of the piano. He then reaches into his robes and pulls out a box, about a foot long, with tiny air-holes in it. He takes off the lid and inside is a tiny man, fast asleep. As the lid opens he wakes up. Instantly he jumps to the piano and plays a perfect rendition of 'The Shades of Ankh-Morpork'! Then, as everyone in the bar is clapping, he jumps back into the box and closes the lid. "Wow!" The publican says, and wipes the slate clean. "If I give you another drink, could you do it again?" The Klatchian agrees. This time the little man plays the Hedgehog song, to thunderous applause. "I gotta ask, where did you get that?" "Well, a few months ago I was travelling across the deserts of Klatch, when I suddenly came across a glass bottle. I picked it up and rubbed it and lo and behold, out popped a Genie. For some reason it was holding a curved bone to his ear and talking to it." "'Genie,' I said to him, 'I have freed you, and in return I ask only three wishes.'" "'Huh?' The genie said, looking at me for the first time. 'Oh, OK, three, whatever.' He then started talking to the bone again." "'Genie, I would like a million bucks!' I said to him." "Did you get it?" "Not exactly. The genie kept talking to the bone and he waved one of his hands. Instantly, I was surrounded by a million ducks. Then they flew away." "What was your second wish?" "I said to him: 'I want to be the ruler the world!' the Genie was still talking to his bone, but he waved his free hand and a piece of wood appeared, with inches marked on it." "Oh, a ruler. It sounds like the genie wasn't paying much attention. Did you get your third wish?" "Let me put it like this: do you really think I asked for a twelve- inch pianist?" [p. 196] "'Send Meshugah after him, ah-ha.'" Another Yiddish name, from Hebrew, meaning 'crazy'. [p. 203] "[...] the crowd opened up like a watercourse in front of the better class of prophet." Moses parted the sea to allow the Israelites to escape the pursuing Egyptian army, who were then all killed when the seas collapsed on top of them... (Exodus 14:21-30) [p. 217] "'"My name is Sam and I'm a really suspicious bastard."'" Parodies how people introduce themselves at meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous. [p. 222] "'I thought the damn thing smashed up...' [...] 'Well, it's putting itself together.'" The monster breaking into pieces and then reassembling itself is probably best known from 'Terminator 2', but there are earlier references. In 'The Iron Giant' by Ted Hughes (1968) the iron man/robot falls over the edge of a cliff and breaks into many pieces. The fingers put the hands together then they pick up an eye and start putting the rest of the body together. [p. 226] "It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way." ...unless, of course, you *want* a small fireball. This trick is used in the 1959 film 'The League of Gentlemen'. [p. 230] "'I wanted to buy a farm!' moaned Colon. 'Could be,' said Arthur." See the annotation for p. 17. [p. 234] "'This candle even weighs slightly more than the other candles!" Although there are a few fictional uses of this method of poisoning, Terry himself explains that his source was an "attempt on the life of Leopold I, Emperor of Austria, in 1671, which was foiled when the alchemist Francesco Borri checked up on the candles. He found the candles in the bedchamber were heavier than similar candles elsewhere and found that two and a half pounds of arsenic has been added to the batch." [p. 236] "'Hello hello hello, what's all this, then?'" Catchphrase from the 'Dixon of Dock Green' TV series. See the annotation for p. 60/55 of 'Guards! Guards!'. [p. 245] "'That's Mr Catterail, sir." ... whose letter Carrot read way back on p. 108, where he gives his address as Park Lane. Kings Down is a short walk away along Long Wall. Presumably they are on the same beat. [p. 252] "'"Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!"'" Contrary to popular belief, the saying "Today is a good day to die!" was not invented by Klingons. It's a traditional Siouxan/Lacotah battle-cry. [p. 258] "He landed on the king's back, flung one arm around its neck, and began to pound on its head with the hilt of his sword. It staggered and tried to reach up to pull him off." In 'Robocop 2', our hero (Robo) jumped on the back of the 'Robocop 2' and tried to open its head. [p. 260] "'They gave their own golem too many, I can see that." The way the king golem is driven mad by the number of rules in its head reminded many people of a scene in 'Robocop 2', where Robocop is rendered useless by programming with several, partly conflicting rules. This slightly tenuous connection is reinforced by several further similarities between Dorfl and Robocop. [p. ???] "'We can rebuild him,' said Carrot hoarsely. 'We have the pottery.'" From the 70s TV series 'The Six Million Dollar Man': "We can rebuild him. We have the technology." [p. 272] "'Undead Or Alive, You Are Coming With Me!'" Another echo of Robocop. [p. 278] "'He's just made of clay, Vimes.' 'Aren't we all, sir? According to them pamphlets Constable Visit keeps handing out.'" Another parallel between Omnianism and Christianity. See Genesis 2:7. (In fact, the idea of God as a potter and humans as clay is a recurring metaphor in the Bible. See, e.g., Job 33:6, Isaiah 64:8, Jeremiah 18:6.) [p. 279] "'The thought occurs, sir, that if Commander Vimes did not exist you would have had to invent him.'" Parallels a famous saying of Voltaire (1694-1778): "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." [p. 280] "'To Serve The Public Trust, Protect The Innocent, And Seriously Prod Buttock.'" The first two of these were also the first two of Robocop's prime directives. [p. 283] Dorfl's plan to liberate his fellow golems seems to take a lot for granted (e.g. that they will all decide, once free, to join him). Terry himself describes what he envisages happening next: "While I wasn't planning to feature this in another book, I suspect the sequence of events, given Dorfl's character, would run like this: 1 Dorfl saves up to buy the next golem 2 Golems suddenly become very pricey 3 Dorfl does extra shifts and go on saving 4 Price of golems goes up 5 Several merchants recieved a friendly visit from the Commander of the Watch to discuss matters of common interest 6 Golems available to Dorfl at very reasonable prices. I want more golems on the city payroll. How else can they resurrect the fire service?" The names of the golems, again, are Yiddish. "Klutz" -- a clumsy clod or bungler (from German); "Bobkes" -- beans, but only metaphorically; something worthless or nonsensical (from Russian); "Shmata" -- a rag, or piece of cloth; used both literally and to describe a person of weak character (from Polish). [p. 285] "'*Not* a problem, me old china,' he said." Rhyming slang: china plate -- mate, friend. [p. 285] "'Somewhere, A Crime Is Happening,' said Dorfl." Another Robocop line. [p. 285] "'But When I Am Off Duty I Will Gladly Dispute With The Priest Of The Most Worthy God.'" However, Dorfl has just told Vimes that he will never *be* off duty... - o -