Memorable Quotes from Spider-Man www.imdb.com Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you? Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know! - o - Norman Osborn: Sorry I was late. Work was murder. - o - Peter Parker: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider- man. - o - Uncle Ben: I know I'm not your father... Peter Parker: So stop pretending to be. - o - Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble! Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life! I think I have a superhero stalker! Spider-Man: I was in the neighborhood... - o - [after Mary Jane's audition] Mary Jane: So you just came by? Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood.... - o - Hoffman: Mr. Jameson they are very important clients, they can't wait. J. Jonah Jameson: They're about to. - o - [In Aunt May's hospital room, talking about Mary Jane] Peter Parker: Well, Harry's in love with her. She's still his girl. Aunt May: Isn't that up to her? Peter Parker: She doesn't really know who I am. Aunt May: Because you won't let her! You're so mysterious all the time. Tell me, would it be so dangerous to let Mary Jane know how much you care? Everybody else KNOWS... - o - [Introductory narrative] Peter Parker: Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. - o - Peter Parker: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option. - o - Peter Parker: 100 bucks? But the ad said 3,000. Wrestling Promoter: Well check it again web head. The ad said 3,000 for three minutes. You pinned him in two, for that I give you a hundred. Peter Parker: I need that money. Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem. - o - Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken him apart. Why didn't you stop him? Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem. - o - Green Goblin: No matter what you do for them, eventually, they will hate you. - o - Uncle Ben: Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through the exact same thing at your age. Peter Parker: No. Not exactly. - o - [Singing] Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out. - o - Mary Jane: You're taller than you look. Peter Parker: I hunch. - o - [Trying to learn how to shoot a web] Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Web it! Tally ho! - o - Peter Parker: Did you know that some spiders can change their color to blend in with their environment? Harry Osborn: What makes you think that I would want to know that? Peter Parker: Who wouldn't? - o - Ring Announcer: What's your name kid? Peter Parker: The Human Spider." Ring Announcer: That's it? The Human Spider? That's the best you've got? Peter Parker: Yeah. Ring Announcer: Well that sucks. - o - Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander. J. Jonah Jameson: It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel. - o - Aunt May: Don't you want a bite? Peter Parker: No thanks. Got a bite. - o - Mary Jane: What do you see coming for you? Peter Parker: I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before. Mary Jane: And... what for me? Peter Parker: For you? You're gonna light up Broadway. - o - Uncle Ben: [changing a light bulb] And God said, Let there be light! Forty soft, gleaming watts of it! Aunt May: I'm sure God would be thrilled, just don't fall on your ass. - o - Aunt May: And lead us not into temptation, and deliver us . . . . . [BOOOOOOOM!!!!] Green Goblin: Finish it! FINISH IT! Aunt May: DELIVER US FROM EVIL!!!! - o - Peter Parker: No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. - o - Flash Thompson: You think you're pretty funny, don't you Parker? Peter Parker: I wouldn't like to fight you Flash. Flash Thompson: Yeah, I wouldn't like to fight me either. - o - [in Aunt May's hospital room] Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it. Mary Jane: You said that? Peter Parker: Oh, something like that.... - o - Peter Parker: I wanted you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend. Mary Jane: Only a friend, Peter Parker? Peter Parker: That's all I have to give... - o - [talking about Uncle Ben] Peter Parker: I can't help thinking about...the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face. Aunt May: You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him. - o - Norman Osborn: I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now. Peter Parker: I have a father, his name was Ben Parker. - o - [in Aunt May's hospital room] Aunt May: Go home dear, you look awful! Peter Parker: And you look beautiful... - o - Green Goblin: Spider-Man! This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love....or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded. Spider-Man: Don't do it, Goblin! Green Goblin: We are who we choose to be....now, CHOOSE! - o - [On the morning after Peter gets bitten] Aunt May: Feeling better this morning? Any change? Peter Parker: Change? Yep! BIG change! - o - Aunt May: I remember when you were six and they moved next door to us. When Mary Jane got out of the car, and you saw her for the first time, you grabbed my hand and said, "Aunt May, Aunt May, is that an angel?" Peter Parker: Did I say that? - o - Peter Parker: I can't..... tell you..... everything; I mean, there's so much to tell... - o - [as Peter Parker confronts the carjacker who just murdered Uncle Ben] Carjacker: Don't hurt me, just give me a chance, just give me a chance... Peter Parker: What about my uncle? Did you give HIM a chance? DID YOU?? - o - Mary Jane: They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons. - o - Mary Jane: I wanna...act. On stage. Peter Parker: Really? Well that's perfect! You were awesome in all the school plays. Mary Jane: Really? Peter Parker: Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella. Mary Jane: Peter, that was first grade. Peter Parker: Well, even so... - o - Green Goblin: Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him. Norman Osborn: I can't. Green Goblin: Betrayal must not be countenanced! Parker must be educated. Norman Osborn: What do I do? Green Goblin: Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. Norman Osborn: Yes? Green Goblin: And then grant his wish. Norman Osborn: But how? Green Goblin: The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. Norman Osborn: TELL ME HOW! Green Goblin: The HEART, Osborn! First, we attack his heart. - o - [as New Yorkers battle the Green Goblin, who's attacking Spider-Man] New Yorker on Bridge: You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York! New Yorker on Bridge: Yeah, you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us! - o - Green Goblin: The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail. - o - Uncle Ben: You know Peter. With great power comes great responsibility. - o -