Memorable Quotes from Artificial Intelligence From www.imdb.com David: Is it a game? Monica: Yes. ------------------------------------------- David: I like your floor. ------------------------------------------- David: Please make me a real boy? ------------------------------------------- David: My brain is falling out. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: When you become a real boy, remember me to the ladies when you grow up. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: I *am*. [Being taken into custody.] Gigolo Joe: I was! ------------------------------------------- Professor Hobby: You are a real boy. At least as real as I've ever made one. ------------------------------------------- Teddy: I am *not* a toy! ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: They made us too smart, too quick, and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left... is us. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: They ask for me by name. Gigolo Joe, What do you know? ------------------------------------------- David: Hey Joe, whaddya know? ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Jane: Hey Joe, what do you know? Gigolo Joe: Hey Jane, what's your game? ------------------------------------------- Blue Fairy: Come away O human child To the waters and the wild With a faery hand in hand, For the world's more full of weeping Than you can understand. ------------------------------------------- David: I never had a birthday. ------------------------------------------- Monica: Cirrus, Socrates, particle, decibel, hurricane, dolphin, tulip. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: You are a goddess, Patricia. You wind me up inside. But you deserve much better in your life. You deserve... me. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: I know women! They sometimes ask for me by name. I know all about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike, and after they've met me, no two are ever the same! ------------------------------------------- Lord Johnson-Johnson: He who is without "sim", cast the first stone. ------------------------------------------- David: What's for dinner tonight? Monica: You know you don't eat. David: Yes. But I like sitting at the table. ------------------------------------------- David: Mommy... I'm sorry I broke myself. ------------------------------------------- Monica: I can't accept this! There is no substitute for your own child! ------------------------------------------- Dr. Know: Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know! Where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day, in 40,000 locations nationwide. Ask. Dr. Know - there's nothing I don't. ------------------------------------------- [Finding a copy of himself in Hobby's office/library.] David: Is this the place they make you real? David 2: This is the place they make you read. ------------------------------------------- Professor Hobby: My son was one of a kind. You're the first of a kind. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: I'm in bad trouble. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: All roads lead to Rouge. ------------------------------------------- David: Is 50 years a long time Teddy: I don't think so ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: In this day and age, David, nothing costs more than information. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: Many a mecha has gone to the end of the world... never to come back! That is why they call the end of the world 'MAN-hattan'. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: They hate us, you know... The humans. They'll stop at nothing. ------------------------------------------- Gigolo Joe: She will make you a real boy for I will make her a real woman and all will be right with the world, because you held my hand and saved my brain. So once again my customers may ask for my by name: 'Gigolo Joe, wha'd'ya know'! [Joe starts dancing] David: Why do you do that? Gigolo Joe: That's just what I do. ------------------------------------------- David: My mommy doesn't hate me! Because I'm special! And unique! Because there's never been anyone like me before, ever! Mommy loves Martin because he is real, and when I am real Mommy's going to read to me and tuck me in my bed and sing to me and listen to what I say and she will cuddle with me and tell me every day a hundred times a day that she loves me! - o -