Baltimore:24 Author Howard Sherman Solution by Sue Medley Another fine day in the Internet Service provider business. You hang up the phone as you complete the order for that brand new MUD you're going to install on the server. It's Saturday night right before Easter and in the heart of the Spring Break. Your customers are going to love the new game. You'll have it up and running in just a few minutes in the nick of time for all those people with a lot of spare time. You turn to your computer to begin downloading the new game file so you can wrap up and go home. Thunder rumbles. A storm is coming. As you begin to glide your mouse to the top of your browser to enter a URL there is a flash outside and the lights flicker! Instantly you hear lots of loud buzzing noises as the many reserve power supplies in your office come to life to keep your internet server online. The buzzing stops, the lights stay on. Satisfied, you enter the URL of the web page you want to visit and hit [Enter]. Your browser tells you it is unable to find the server. Impossible! In a split second a wave of fear crosses your mind as you realize the one way this could happen... In panic you run into the computer room and it looks like Christmas; your Cisco router, that magical box that puts your server onto the internet, is hysterically blinking. Your worst nightmare becomes real: You are an Internet Service Provider without the Internet. Examine router I get router (+5) e s enter car switch it on s s s s read billboard w switch car off leave it n n w read sign checkin call (+10) sleep n s s enter car switch it on w s switch car off leave it w s (Robert is here) x Robert (holding a cardboard box) give router ... You hand Robert your old router and gives you the new one. "I tested your internet circuit and found a breach. I dispatched an engineer last night to repair it. Just plug this new router in and you'll be all set." With router in hand you practically fly back to your office in New Jersey, breaking the speed limit in each state you pass. You hook up the new router and the lights begin to blink in their normal, methodical pattern. Your callers begin to logon and open their browsers. You have restored service. Your callers are ecstatic and praise you on your dedication of going so far out of your way for them, especially on a holiday. - o -