M0RROWIND Reviewed by Carolyn Brown I expect that, by now, everyone who wanted to play Morrowind has bought a copy, but there may be a few people who have been waiting for it to appear in the bargain bin, and who might be wondering if it's worth the cash. I have wanted to play this game ever since I first heard about it, and in March of this year I upgraded my PC and was, at last, able to run it on my machine. My first reaction was 'Wow, this is good', but sadly the first impressions didn't hold out. I won't go into all the storyline details, as it is bog-standard RPG fare - you are put into the story in order to rid the world of evil etc. etc. Yawn, Yawn. Anyway, you start the game on a prison ship which docks at a town on the island of Vvardenfell - for ages I was under the impression that the island was called 'Morrowind', and what, or where, Morrowind, is, is never explained. Whatever, you are soon given your orders, which are to contact a particular man in the next town and take it from there. You explore, collect goods, maybe gain a level if you're lucky, and take off. Once you get to the next town and meet the guy who will be handing out the main quests you can really get started. You are told you should beef up your stats before beginning your assault on the main quest, so you are encouraged to join guilds and factions who will all give you quests to fulfil. Some of these quests are very boring and simple, for example, go to such and such a place and bring back a mushroom, and some are so dangerous that you have little chance of completing them for a few levels. This can become very frustrating, especially as there is very little gold to be had, so not much chance of buying good armour. It's all basic first-person RPG stuff, with no surprises, and eventually, if you have loads of time and patience, you will start to progress. There were so many things which disappointed me about the game, though. Firstly, the graphics. I have seen the game described as 'beautiful' on the internet, but I couldn't disagree more. The character portraits from which you choose your alter ego are ugly in the extreme (although some good replacement ones are to be had on the net). The locations are fairly detailed and extremely well drawn, especially water, which is done very well, and there are some very realistic weather effects, but the colour scheme is hideous. The whole scheme seems to be based on a disgusting yellowish, greyish, green, for want of any better description, and you get thoroughly sick of seeing every building and town rendered in this hideous colour. Even the interiors, although well designed, are this same ghastly colour scheme. Some of the towns are fine, comprising realistically drawn buildings, but there are a few in which all the buildings are based on gigantic shells, why, I have no idea, and it made me feel queasy to look at them, especially in the horrid colours! The main city of Vivec, in which you finally find yourself is well drawn, but so confusing that if you only have a limited amount of time to play, it can be very annoying as it will take all your time just to find your way about. The NPC's are static, and this can get ridiculous, as you may be given a quest to accompany someone to a particular town - you do so, and drop them off outside the gates, where they will stand forever more, making fatuous remarks each time you see them. This is another problem, for me, at any rate. Everyone you pass has something to say, usually the same thing, always irritating. Thankfully you can turn the speech off. The music is good, though, if repetitive. My favourite RPG's used to have 'proper' dungeons, with secret doors and hard-to-find buttons and levers - I used to love trying to discover those doors, but this game has nothing like that; there are no secrets. The game is totally open; you can go anywhere, and do anything, but there is very little structure to it, so you can easily end up feeling you have got nowhere very slowly! I began Morrowind in March, carried on with it sporadically until September, when I gave up. I picked up on it the other day, thinking I should give it another chance, but really I can't be bothered. Despite my negativity, it isn't a bad game, and I seem to be in a minority in not liking it very much, but I can't alter the fact that I find it boring. I just wish I could still play the likes of 'Ultima Underworld' on my current computer - now that was a game. They knew how to do it back in those days! - o -