BATTUNE BECOMES AN ACTOR

SUBMITTED BY TOM LORIMER

LET'S START BY GOING WEST IN TO THE BARNYARD AND PICKING UP THE
GOOSE QUILL. NOW GO EAST AND SOUTH INTO THE FARM HOUSE AND LOOK AT
THE TABLE. PICK UP THE BROCHURE AND THEN READ IT.  GO WEST INTO
THE KITCHEN AND PICK UP THE POT. NOW GO EAST AND SOUTH INTO THE
BEDROOM AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE CLOSET.

OPEN THE CLOSET AND HAVE ANOTHER LOOK. PICK UP THE SUITCASE, OPEN
IT AND HAVE A LOOK INSIDE. TAKE THE RED CAP AND DROP THE SUITCASE
AS IT IS OF NO FURTHER USE TO YOU. NOW GO NORTH AND EAST INTO THE
STUDY AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE DESK. PICK UP THE INK THEN HEAD WEST
AND NORTH THEN EAST INTO THE HEN HOUSE.

LOOK AT THE HENS AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THE EGGS. WAVE THE POT AT
THE HENS AND THEY WILL RUN OFF ALLOWING YOU TO PICK UP THE EGGS.
YOU CAN DROP THE POT HERE. NOW GO WEST AND NORTH INTO THE FIELD
AND WAVE THE RED CAP AT THE BULL. YOU CAN NOW HEAD NORTH UNTIL YOU
REACH STRATFORD-ON-AVON.

PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO SAVE THE GAME.

DROP THE RED CAP HERE AND HEAD WEST, NORTH, WEST THEN NORTH INTO
THE KITCHEN. YOU CAN NOW SELL THE EGGS TO THE COOK. GO SOUTH,
EAST, SOUTH, SOUTH AND SOUTH AGAIN INTO THE ACTORS SCHOOL.

TALK TO THE TEACHER THEN GIVE HER THE MONEY. READ THE SCRIPT AND
MEMORIZE IT AS YOU CANNOT TAKE IT WITH YOU AND YOU CANNOT RETURN
TO THIS LOCATION. YOU CAN ALSO DROP THE BROCHURE HERE.  NOW HEAD
NORTH, NORTH, EAST, EAST AND EAST AGAIN AND PICK UP THE GONG. NOW
GO WEST, WEST, NORTH, EAST, NORTH THEN WEST.  YOU CAN NOW GO ON
THE STAGE AND DO YOUR ACT.

HAVE A LOOK AT THE AGENT THEN TALK TO HIM. READ THE CONTRACT THEN
SIGN IT. YOU CAN NOW DROP THE QUILL AND THE INK. NOW HEAD SOUTH,
SOUTH AND WEST TOWARDS THE DOCK AND BOARD THE SHIP.

PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO SAVE THE GAME.

PICK UP THE FUR COAT AND PUT IT ON. PICK UP THE SCRIPT AND READ
IT. HEAD WEST, WEST, UP AND EAST TOWARDS THE AFT DECK.  SIT IN THE
DECK CHAIR AND READ THE SCRIPT. NOW YOU CAN LEAVE THE CHAIR AND GO
WEST AND NORTH THEN TALK TO THE PEOPLE.

GO NORTH AND ON TO THE STAGE AND DO YOUR THING. [THAT SURE BROUGHT
THE HOUSE DOWN] NOW HEAD SOUTH, SOUTH, DOWN, WEST AND WEST AGAIN
INTO CABIN 101 AND PICK UP THE TRUNK. GO EAST, EAST, UP AND EAST
AGAIN BACK TO THE AFT DECK. GO TRUNK AND ESCAPE FROM THE SINKING
SHIP.

PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO SAVE THE GAME.

HEAD EAST AND EAST AGAIN INTO THE AGENT'S OFFICE. TALK TO THE
SECRETARY AND SHOW HER THE CONTRACT. NOW GO WEST, WEST AND SOUTH.
LOOK AT THE BUTLER THEN HAVE A TALK WITH HIM. GO SOUTH AND DO
MAGIC FOR THE CHILDREN. GO NORTH AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

AFTER SAYING THE PASSWORD, GO NORTH AND HAVE A CHAT WITH BUGSY.
GO NORTH AND IT'S BACK ONTO THE STAGE AGAIN.

PICK UP THE MATCHES THEN HEAD SOUTH, SOUTH, SOUTH, SOUTH AND SOUTH
AGAIN INTO THE GARDEN. LOOK AT THE TABLE AND PICK UP THE KEY. NOW
HEAD NORTH, NORTH, NORTH, WEST AND WEST AGAIN INTO THE WAREHOUSE.
IGNORE THE BARREL AND JUST GO SOUTH AND GET THE CAR. HEAD WEST,
WEST, NORTH, AND NORTH AGAIN AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE MECHANIC.
LIGHT A MATCH FOR THE MECHANIC THEN GET THE JACK AND THEN HEAD
SOUTH AND SOUTH AGAIN.

OH DEAR, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU TO BLOW OUT THE MATCH. JUST AS WELL
YOU SAVED THE GAME.  SO, AFTER LIGHTING THE MATCH REMEMBER TO BLOW
IT OUT. DROP THE MATCHES HERE AND DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP THE
JACK. HEAD SOUTH, SOUTH AND WEST UNTIL YOU REACH HOLLYWOOD. DROP
THE JACK AND THE FUR COAT HERE.

NOW HEAD EAST AND NORTH AND SELL THE CAR. YOU CAN ALSO DROP THE
KEY HERE.  GO SOUTH AND SOUTH AGAIN INTO THE TAILOR'S SHOP. TALK
TO THE TAILOR AND BUY A TUXEDO.  REMEMBER TO PICK IT UP BEFORE YOU
GO.  NOW HEAD NORTH, WEST, SOUTH, EAST AND SOUTH INTO THE KITCHEN.

WEAR THE TUXEDO THEN TALK TO THE COOK. YOU CAN NOW GO NORTH AND
TALK TO THE AGENT. DROP THE TUXEDO THEN GO NORTH, NORTH, THEN EAST
AND SHOW THE PASS TO THE GUARD. GO EAST THEN SOUTH AND TALK TO THE
PRODUCER. HEAD NORTH AND NORTH AGAIN THEN TALK TO THE CAMERAMAN.
RETURN TO THE PRODUCER'S OFFICE AND GIVE HIM THE FILM. NOW GO
NORTH, EAST, SOUTH AND EAST INTO THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT. LOOK AT
THE WARDROBE MISTRESS THEN TALK TO HER.

GO WEST AND NORTH AND TALK TO THE DIRECTOR. IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR
ACT AGAIN. "TO BE OR NOT TO BE" that is the answer.  NOW GO NORTH,
WEST, WEST AND WEST AGAIN AND BOARD THE SHIP.

PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO SAVE THE GAME.

HEAD EAST, EAST AND NORTH THEN SHOW THE LETTER TO THE GUARD.  GO
WEST AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE STAGE THEN HAVE A LOOK AT THE CARPET.
I THINK YOU NEED A HAMMER.

HEAD EAST, SOUTH, WEST THEN NORTH AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE SEATS.
PICK UP THE HAMMER THEN HEAD SOUTH, EAST, NORTH AND WEST BACK TO
THE STAGE. GET THE NAILS THEN LIFT THE CARPET. PICK UP THE SKULL
AND DON'T FORGET TO NAIL THE CARPET BACK DOWN AGAIN.

IT'S NOW TIME TO GO ON STAGE AND FINISH YOUR ACT.

BATTUNE HAS NOW BECOME AN ACTOR.

THE END.